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Draco Is Dead

I would like to let people know that this particular rendition of Elle’s Draco Malfoy is dead.

This has been a result of many, many unwanted asks and borderline harassment. I have seen many people receive the same messages, and have spoken to muns who’s muses have also suffered due to this same person.

As much as I want to simply name and shame, this is not what this community is about.

Now, I have not completely abandoned Draco. He has been moved to another place. If you wish to interact with him, please send me a message and I will give you the URL. I will not post here like I did on my Harry blog in the instance that the same thing happens here as it did there and this person follows me.

I hope that this person realises what they are doing, and learns from their mistakes, because no one deserves to feel uncomfortable in a community that was designed for pure fun.

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Draco opened his mouth to protest - there was no way his children would simply be Granger. Perhaps Granger-Malfoy, but not simply Granger. He had said that name with such hatred so many times that even now he had trouble seeing past the haze of regrets and prejudice.

But she had pulled him along to the realtor, simply smiling when the realtor asked about where all the children would fit.

“They’ll all sleep in our bed with us if we run out of room,” he said. “We’d like to return to the other house, I think it’s the one.”

The realtor looked a little bummed that she would be losing out the sale on this house but she nodded and quickly took them back to the house. She quickly pulled out the papers for them to sign.

“The owners are allowing for same day move in. Miss Granger, it’s a bit different than in the muggle world, you can close very quickly on the property here.” Hermione signed her part on the paper and left Draco to sign his. Eventually, the woman left and the house was theirs.

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After he signed the papers, Draco wrapped his arms around Hermione from behind, resting his chin on her shoulder. “Welcome home,” he whispered, and kissed her cheek.

He was curious as to how she was planning on decorating the space, praying that it wouldn’t include an insane amount of throw pillows and blankets to ‘make it cozy.’ Of course if that was the case, he’d say nothing.

They’d all just end up in the attic when she wasn’t looking.

“How does it feel?”

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His fingers itched to reach out and tease the exposed wonder between her thighs, and although he managed to shove them deep within his pockets to stop himself, he was unable to keep his distance and closed the gap between them.

He had to suppress the low growl that formed in this throat when she stepped away. What was it that had riled him up so this morning?

His stomach caught Draco’s attention again and he nodded along with Hermione’s instructions. He retrieved the bacon from the fridge and began to carefully lay it out on the pan - strip by strip - ensuring that one piece did not touch another.

“Like that?” he asked.

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“My proud lioness,” he purred. He moved onto his hands and knees, closing the space between them to kiss her full and passionately. When it seemed that they wouldn’t actually make it to breakfast, he pulled away, reached down to pick up his pants, and pulled them on.

“So, care to show me how to make bacon?”

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She couldn’t help but to watch him and she lay on her back as he made his way over. Shr kissed him back, a hand tangling in his hair, her body already responding to the bit of passion her soulmate was giving her. She let out a whine as he pulled away.

“Is that what you were taught to do, turn a girl on and leave her waiting?” Hermione asked, hoping that he understood she was teasing him. She got back out of the bed and headed to the kitchen.

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“Well I can’t have you thinking that you’re going to get your way all the time,” he said, grinning at the whine that fell from her lips. He followed her into the kitchen, keeping just out of reach should she decide to turn around and attack him for all his teasing.

“I mean, what would happen then? You’d walk all over for me, and there’d be nothing I could do about it except thank you.”

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“My proud lioness,” he purred. He moved onto his hands and knees, closing the space between them to kiss her full and passionately. When it seemed that they wouldn’t actually make it to breakfast, he pulled away, reached down to pick up his pants, and pulled them on.

“So, care to show me how to make bacon?”

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“I’m afraid if I can’t simply walk around naked then this isn’t going to work, Granger,” he teased. “Honestly I have no idea where anything ended up. You throw like a Chaser.”

“Now as much as I would like to see that, you can’t very well cook with nothing on… I don’t think you want oil flying on to any important bits,” she teased back. “Plus, I don’t think we’d make it to the kitchen if you decided to stay like that,” she gave him an obvious once over and bit her bottom lip. 

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“Oh, really?” A mischievous grin spread across his face and he slowly drew back the covers, stopping just before revealing himself. “But I suppose breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”

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Draco snorted. “No, I can cook! Of course I… can’t cook.” His expression turned sheepish, and he brought his knees to his chest. “You look good in that.”

Hermione smirked as she walked back to the bed and pressed a kiss to his lips quickly. “Don’t worry, I can teach you, but first you have to get some pants on, or at least your underwear… wherever they ended up last night.” She blushed as he complimented her. “Well I think I’ll be keeping it until you leave, or we go out… I like it, it smells like you,” she said as the blush deepened.

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“I’m afraid if I can’t simply walk around naked then this isn’t going to work, Granger,” he teased. “Honestly I have no idea where anything ended up. You throw like a Chaser.”

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“Bacon and waffles…” Draco repeated. “That does sound rather delicious. Although I don’t know how readily they available they are if the only person that can cook them can’t get away from the bed to actually cook them.”

He kissed her and smiled. “Unless there’s a way to get an owl to deliver them.”

“Are you telling me that you don’t know how to cook?” She asked with a raised eyebrow before she returned his kiss. She slowly got off the bed, and searched around for something to wear, she settled on his shirt; he’d be fine without it.

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Draco snorted. “No, I can cook! Of course I... can’t cook.” His expression turned sheepish, and he brought his knees to his chest. “You look good in that.”

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He smiled and held her tighter. He wondered if there’d every be a moment when he didn’t want to just simply hold her, to take her into his arms and just stay there with her for as long as he possibly could.

“If you like that house, we’ll take it. Today. If you don’t, we’ll keep looking, we have time. As for children… well I don’t mind how many. We could have ten, we could have none. I’m not the one that’s going to be carrying them. I would like at least one, although Merlin knows we don’t need any more Malfoy’s in the world.”

“I do like that house, I think it will be a good compromise for the both of us. It makes me want to decorate it, it does make me a bit sad that there will only be one room that will be filled,” she said with a smile. She didn’t want to leave this moment just yet.

After several moments she took a deep breath and took a step back and grabbed his hand. “Perhaps we’ll just name them Granger,” Hermione said with a smirk before she went down the stairs to find the realtor to tell her that they would take the house that they had just been at.

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Draco opened his mouth to protest - there was no way his children would simply be Granger. Perhaps Granger-Malfoy, but not simply Granger. He had said that name with such hatred so many times that even now he had trouble seeing past the haze of regrets and prejudice.

But she had pulled him along to the realtor, simply smiling when the realtor asked about where all the children would fit.

“They’ll all sleep in our bed with us if we run out of room,” he said. “We’d like to return to the other house, I think it’s the one.”

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“No.” he said, laying a gentle kiss upon her brow. “It’s closer to the size of something I’m more comfortable with, but I’m not liking how you feel in it. You look uncomfortable, you look like you’d rather walk through the streets naked than live here. So, no, I do not want this place.”

He tucked a particularly stubborn stray strand of hair behind her ear. “I like the house we were just in, if you like it. Even if we have to squeeze our ten children into sharing bedrooms.”

“Closer to the size? Merlin… How big of a house would you even want?” Hermione sighed and shook her head, as she leaned into his arms, ignoring everything but him. He was the only thing that mattered.

She shook her head with a small laugh. “I think we need to talk about how many children we want to have. The last one still felt so large but I’m willing to live there, I certainly liked it. If we need something bigger down the line we can always find it.”

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He smiled and held her tighter. He wondered if there’d every be a moment when he didn’t want to just simply hold her, to take her into his arms and just stay there with her for as long as he possibly could.

“If you like that house, we’ll take it. Today. If you don’t, we’ll keep looking, we have time. As for children... well I don’t mind how many. We could have ten, we could have none. I’m not the one that’s going to be carrying them. I would like at least one, although Merlin knows we don’t need any more Malfoy’s in the world.”

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“No.” he said, laying a gentle kiss upon her brow. “It's closer to the size of something I’m more comfortable with, but I’m not liking how you feel in it. You look uncomfortable, you look like you’d rather walk through the streets naked than live here. So, no, I do not want this place.”

He tucked a particularly stubborn stray strand of hair behind her ear. “I like the house we were just in, if you like it. Even if we have to squeeze our ten children into sharing bedrooms.”

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Draco knew he was in trouble, but while they were in the presence of an outsider he was relatively safe from her anger. He put an arm around her shoulder and pretended to be listening intently to the realtor.

“Now this place is more like it,” he said. “Every child would have their own room, their own space to brood and make a mess. And the acoustics. Can you imagine the music that we could make in here? All sorts of sounds would bounce off these walls...”

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“We most certainly will,” he said. “Even the happiest of soulmates quarrel. But let’s not talk about that. Today is reserved for learning what we missed and enjoying each other. What would you like for breakfast?”

Hermione nodded, really she wasn’t interested in getting out of bed just yet, but her stomach had different ideas. With the mention of food, she knew that she would need something soon. “Perhaps waffles and bacon?” She asked although she didn’t get off of his lap.

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“Bacon and waffles...” Draco repeated. “That does sound rather delicious. Although I don’t know how readily they available they are if the only person that can cook them can’t get away from the bed to actually cook them.”

He kissed her and smiled. “Unless there’s a way to get an owl to deliver them.”

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So here they were, not too long after they finally got together, looking for a home of their own. Hermione had been able to wheedle him down from six bedrooms to five, although she still thought it was excessive. Her other requests were an open concept living area and a pool, which she preferred to do much of her exercise in.

They had just arrived at the first property they were going to be shown, her fingers interlaced with Draco’s. She smiled as the realtor finally showed up and unlocked the door to lead them inside. It was likely smaller than Draco preferred but it seemed huge to her. There was too much space to fill up, she led them through each of the rooms and then to the master bedroom, before going outside. Once back inside they stood in the large living area with a cathedral ceiling.

“Are you two looking to fille the space with little ones?” The realtor asked, for of course to be looking for a home this large, they would have to be. Hermione blushed deeply and was unable to answer.

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The house was no where near as grand as Draco would have liked. Indeed, he would find himself admitting that he would have preferred a “Malfoy Manor 2.0,″ a house where he could allow himself to feel like a Lord in his own right, and where Hermione could walk the halls in long, flowing gowns and capes. He had sketches of such a vision, hidden in various drawers and books around the house. 

He’d yet allowed her to discover his talent and love of art.

And so, here they were, in a house that was not quite as grand as he would have chosen himself, but one that he had found himself rather liking the place - not that he’d admit to her that the large windows and ample natural light were the selling point.

At the realtor’s question, Draco stepped up behind Hermione and wrapped his arms around her, hands coming to rest on her stomach. “Oh, yes,” he said. “Many, many children. Two for each room is the ideal, but who knows what’s going to happen in the future.”

Draco grinned. “And we’re already on our way to making that dream a reality. We learned yesterday that we’re expecting triplets! I know, she doesn’t look like she’s carrying anything, does she?”

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“No, Hermione it’s not that, it’s…” Merlin, how did he say this without saying it the wrong way?

“I hope that one day we will be able to live together. I don’t know how I was able to live without you for as long as I have, but where I currently am wouldn’t be…”

I can’t let you live in the place you were tortured and nearly died.

“If we aren’t together here, then I’d rather have a place that is for just the two of us.”

She seemed to get it rather quickly; he was still living at the manor, and she nodded. She didn’t want to live there either, she absently reached for her arm to cover up the scars with her hand. “I understand. But you shouldn’t worry about getting a place, again, I can afford this place and more. Having you here wouldn’t be any trouble. “

“I don’t know how I was able to be without you for so long. And I’m surprised how quick thinks were able to click into place for us. I’m sure we’ll encounter bumps, but I’m glad that you are in my life now.”

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“We most certainly will,” he said. “Even the happiest of soulmates quarrel. But let’s not talk about that. Today is reserved for learning what we missed and enjoying each other. What would you like for breakfast?”

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He tensed at the words live together. Yes, he certainly would need to get a place of his own.

“Perhaps I need to start looking at real estate,” he said. “But for today, I think we should start with some breakfast.”

“I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have said that; it’s far too soon to even mention it, isn’t it?” Hermione said with a sigh.

“It’s not like I don’t have a place… but breakfast sounds lovely.”

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“No, Hermione it’s not that, it’s...” Merlin, how did he say this without saying it the wrong way?

“I hope that one day we will be able to live together. I don’t know how I was able to live without you for as long as I have, but where I currently am wouldn’t be...”

I can’t let you live in the place you were tortured and nearly died.

“If we aren’t together here, then I’d rather have a place that is for just the two of us.”