Keep Your Enemies Close

Kyle Broflovski. Eightteen. Male. Taken. Date of birth is the 26th of May. I like people. I've seen the worst of the world, but I like people, I like friends, and don't ever hesitate to talk to me. I see myself as an adventurous, kind, and smart guy, but I'm sure my friends would tell you different. Because they're assholes. ;) And, uh. That's about it. :P

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Don't you hate it when life catches up to you and you never go on your tumblr anymore?

:/

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Hey guys

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assandtitties69:

technicolorelephants:

Haven’t been on much lately, sorry. Been busy. :P

 Yup I called it.

Called what? Have you been talking about me behind my back? D:<

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Hey guys

Haven't been on much lately, sorry. Been busy. :P

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I. Hate. My. Life.

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Ike, I'm here for you...

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....they make coffee flavored ice cream?

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coffee-and-gnomes:

technicolorelephants:

Dude, that shit tastes so freaking good.

I SAW SOME TODAY AT THE STORE BUT I COULDN’T GET ANY. i need to get some…Does it have caffeine in it?!

I have no idea. But it tastes a hell of a lot like coffee, I'll tell you that.

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....they make coffee flavored ice cream?

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Dude, that shit tastes so freaking good.

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pink-beret:

technicolorelephants:

pink-beret:

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pink-beret:

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pink-beret:

Speaking of pictures of us Bebe…

Nice picture, guys! :) I remember that weird egg project…

I was so scared that Stan was going to break it, it was the only down side to working with Bebe. You were a good partner too Kyle, you’ll make a wonderful parent one day <3

Edit: Didn’t we decorate it to look like your little brother because you said they had the same head shape? Or was I only just thinking they looked the same?

I hardly remember, I blocked a lot of memories from that adventure. It was weird as shit. Weren’t Stan and I representing a gay couple or something? Weird.

But it did look a lot like Ike, didn’t it? I mean, sans the eyes, they’re way too big for how he looked back then. 

You and Stan were a gay couple? What? I really don’t know what was going on with that. I really only remember what I said, it fact I didn’t even remember the Ike thing until I saw this picture.

I dunno, that’s what I think was going on. And you and Wendy were the lesbian couple. Garrison sure was fucked up - wonder what he’s up to these days.

You mean Bebe ;)

God, do we really want to even know what he’s up to these days? :/

I was thinking Bebe, I swear! I just typed the wrong name. Sorry, Wendy, my brain's not working too well right now. Had a long night.

And probably not. What a creepy guy. :/

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pink-beret:

technicolorelephants:

pink-beret:

technicolorelephants:

pink-beret:

Speaking of pictures of us Bebe…

Nice picture, guys! :) I remember that weird egg project…

I was so scared that Stan was going to break it, it was the only down side to working with Bebe. You were a good partner too Kyle, you’ll make a wonderful parent one day <3

Edit: Didn’t we decorate it to look like your little brother because you said they had the same head shape? Or was I only just thinking they looked the same?

I hardly remember, I blocked a lot of memories from that adventure. It was weird as shit. Weren’t Stan and I representing a gay couple or something? Weird.

But it did look a lot like Ike, didn’t it? I mean, sans the eyes, they’re way too big for how he looked back then. 

You and Stan were a gay couple? What? I really don’t know what was going on with that. I really only remember what I said, it fact I didn’t even remember the Ike thing until I saw this picture.

I dunno, that's what I think was going on. And you and Wendy were the lesbian couple. Garrison sure was fucked up - wonder what he's up to these days.

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pink-beret:

technicolorelephants:

pink-beret:

Speaking of pictures of us Bebe…

Nice picture, guys! :) I remember that weird egg project…

I was so scared that Stan was going to break it, it was the only down side to working with Bebe. You were a good partner too Kyle, you’ll make a wonderful parent one day <3

Edit: Didn’t we decorate it to look like your little brother because you said they had the same head shape? Or was I only just thinking they looked the same?

I hardly remember, I blocked a lot of memories from that adventure. It was weird as shit. Weren't Stan and I representing a gay couple or something? Weird.

But it did look a lot like Ike, didn't it? I mean, sans the eyes, they're way too big for how he looked back then. 

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pink-beret:

Speaking of pictures of us Bebe…

Nice picture, guys! :) I remember that weird egg project...

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Last night.

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pink-beret:

tokenplaysthebass:

technicolorelephants:

lesbiancheerleaders:

technicolorelephants:

Ugh.

I really, honestly hate drama in my life.

Maybe you shouldn’t be such a drama queen.

Don’t even fucking start with me. I was hardly involved. It was just… there. In my house.

 What was happening at your house, Kyle?!

It seems I missed out on it too, I’ve been wondering.

Just some shit with Kenny and Ike. it's not that important. It's just... upsetting.

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Cartman is following me and not you? I'm not sure how I should feel about this!

Oh, I'm sorry Wendy; I'll have to fix that.

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Last night.

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lesbiancheerleaders:

technicolorelephants:

Ugh.

I really, honestly hate drama in my life.

Maybe you shouldn’t be such a drama queen.

Don't even fucking start with me. I was hardly involved. It was just... there. In my house.

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Last night.

Ugh.

I really, honestly hate drama in my life.

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FUCK YOU KYLE.

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dontfuckingkickme:

technicolorelephants:

Baby, don’t…

I’m sorry Kyle, I was just really upset, and I still am. 

But not at you. 

It's okay, Ike, I understand. I'm here if you need me.

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FUCK YOU KYLE.

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Baby, don't...

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Totally forgot we agreed to have a party in July

I really don't even know why, Ike and I both know Mom and Dad will murder us if they find out.

Oh well.

EVERYONE IS INVITED.