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my-steak

I made you a steak

imthe7deadlysins-deactivated201

I’m a mess of a person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.

lowqualily

lovequotesrus

Everything you love is here

mrlaheysshitabyss

First new car! Gonna miss my truck though.. #SadNotSad

#sadnotsad

solarless

lovequotesrus

Everything you love is here

Yugi: I believe in the heart of the cards and the power of friendship!

Kaiba: *looks into the camera like in the office*

Today, one of my bosses told me to share some of my peanuts with her and I totally thought she said "Are you gonna share some of that penis?". So glad I didn’t respond to that.

#work #awkward

tampire

thedashinghoodlum

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

dailypaddys

adriankarl

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

Really loved this exchange on "Louie" last night.

Dr. Bigelow: So you took a chance on being happy even though you knew that later on you would be sad?

Louie: Yeah.

Bigelow: And now you're sad?

Louie: *nods* yeah.

Bigelow: So what's the problem?

Louie: I'm too sad. [pause] Look, I liked the feeling of being in love with her, I liked it. But now she's gone and I miss her and it sucks, and I didn't think it was gonna be this bad, and I feel like why even be happy if it's just gonna lead to this? It wasn't worth it.

Bigelow: Misery is wasted on the miserable.

Louie: What?

Bigelow: You know, I'm not entirely sure what your name is, but you are a classic idiot. You think spending time with her, kissing her, having fun with her, you think that's what it was all about? That was love?

Louie: Yeah!

Bigelow: This is love. Missing her because she's gone, wanting to die; you're so lucky, you're like a walking poem. Would you rather be some kind of a fantasy, some kind of a Disney ride? Is that what you want? Don't you see this is the good part, this is what you've been digging for all this time. Now you finally have it in your hands, and this sweet nugget of love - sweet, sad, love - and you wanna throw it away. You've got it all wrong.

Louie: I thought this was the bad part?

Bigelow: No!! The bad part is when you forget her, when you don't care about her, when you don't care about anything. The bad part is coming so enjoy the heartbreak while you can, for god sakes.