Alastair Vox

i am a dark box its very dark help me im scared

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[neyhaz]

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet

[tamamita]

new homestuck upd8

[limitedfucks]

I LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!! RAHHHHHH!!!!!

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

penis

[couchnapping]

how'd you write it so small

[couchnapping]

I mean normal size

[depsidase]

[willgrahamscock]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

[jame7t]

im a well behaved beetle.

[jame7t]

your post isnt relevant to me

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]

[memecucker]

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

[kragehund-again]

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

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[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[pickledwombat]

there's 8 words

[alastairvox]

i don't recognize 1 of them as a word. which one is up to you though, like a choose your own adventure book

[pickledwombat]

after 14 months of personal growth, i have decided there are now 9 words. one of them is probably a secret though

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[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[bundibird]

They painted that whilst high off their face, and you're nitpicking their spelling?

[alastairvox]

yeah im really upset about it

[alastairvox]

had to cool down a bit

[cheshirette]

☃️

twitter / bsky / patreon

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[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[realdonkeykong]

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[bundibird]

They painted that whilst high off their face, and you're nitpicking their spelling?

[alastairvox]

yeah im really upset about it

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[pickledwombat]

there's 8 words

[alastairvox]

i don't recognize 1 of them as a word. which one is up to you though, like a choose your own adventure book

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[melynnwaters]

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

[alastairvox]

im sorry i forgot you could do that with words