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[when-they-meow]

Beatrice: Ohhhh...Battlerrrr....did you hear that Witches have figured out how to turn a sphere inside out...?

Battler: What's the big deal, then...? Isn't that easy? Just poke a hole through it!

Beatrice: But the point of it is to do it magically...! Using a sphere that cannot be pierced, creased or bent sharply.... but can pass through itself...!

Beatrice: If you say so, then try it, Battler!

Battler: Okay... here goes... I'll just pull the two halfs through eachother!

Beatrice: Watch out, Ushiromiya Battleeeer....! You're pinching it infinitely tight....!

Battler: Uwooooo! It's useless....! It's all useless....It is impossible to turn a sphere inside out...!!

Beatrice: Ohhhh...really...?

Battler: Is this it...a....sphere turning inside out...!? What the fuck!?

Beatrice: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA....! I DID IT WITH MAGIC....! AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH *CACKLE*CACKLE*CACKLE*

[acquired-stardust]

Vampire Savior: The Lord of Vampire Sega Saturn 1998

[technomancerwren]

i think people should use the fighting game term "os" (option select) more in casual speech. its such a versatile tool; in fighting games it means doing something that could be intrepreted as a number of things with the intent of making the game select one of them (i.e. crouching while pressing the grab input to either do a jab if your opponent does anything that isnt grabbing you, or teching said grab if your opponent does grab you). super versatile, great way of calling out schrodinger's asshole types.

[guiltygearofficial]

excuse me professor gear phd, would you say potemkin is a good character

Potemkin is not a good character, he is like a son to me.