Master of all Technology

I AM TECHNUS! MASTER- wait, it says that in the title. Hold on- I AM THIS WORLD'S FUTURE RULER! I WILL TAKE OVER WITH MY MACHINES AND FORCE THE HUMAN RACE TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO MY MECHANIZED MINIONS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (( Tracking: Technus2point0 )) MULTIFANDOM FRIENDLY BECAUSE I SAY SO. (( AUGH DAMNIT TECHNUS YOU CAN'T RUN YOUR OWN BLOG. THAT'S WHAT I DO. )) (( M!A: N/A may not accept )) _________________________________ (( Personal Blog: DreamingNightImp ))

[teratophilia-blog]

I’M SERIOUSLY LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS SPRITE THO

I, TECHNUS, WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

[technus2point0-blog]

"…"

//gives coffee anyways

[aghostwandering-archive]

"Yay coffee!"

((*facedesk*))

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"Where is everybody? Guess Dni's been gone to long."

(( No. Really. ))

[aghostwandering-archive]

"Hiya, Technus. Thanks for the coff-"

((NOPE. No coffee for you. The last think I need is a hyper paranoid ghost child on my hands as I’m trying to calm down and go to sleep.))

"But Aliiii…. just one?"

((No.))

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"..."

//gives coffee anyways

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//staring intently at the computer screen

"...So I heard there were things going on."

(( nO I'M NOT READY FOR YOU TO COME BACK YE-))

//BREAKS OUT THE LATTES

"AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

//very politely begins handing various ghosts lattes

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Cindy: *shoves cake away* Man... I don't wanna eat this.... I don't wanna get fat....

Technus: Uh..... I don't think ghosts can get fat, Cindy.....

Cindy: THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. YOU CAN UPGRADE BY USING YOUR MAGICAL TECHY GHOST POWERS. YOU CAN GET FROM NORMAL LOOKING TO HOTTIE HOT LIKE THAT *snapfingas*

Technus: Wait- hot?

Cindy: I- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I CAN DO NOR CAN I FIND OUT BECAUSE I'M LAME AND NORMAL

Tecnus: Can we go back to the part when you called me hot?

Cindy: AND JUST PLAIN BORING. I'M NOT INTERESTING. I CAN ONLY DO NORMAL GHOST STUFF LIKE FLOAT, GO THROUGH WALLS AND FLY. *walks away ranting*

Technus: She called me hot. ;D

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The Electronic Device Is Acting Funny...

[littlebadger]

Danny hopped out of his computer chair, taking a quick stance. “I’m goin’ ghost!” He shouted as the white rings split from his waist and changed him into Danny Phantom. He phased through the computer and found himself surrounded by digits and codes. “This ends now, Technus!” Danny yelled at him before throwing an ectoblast his way.

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The techno-ghost blocked the blast with some of the stray computer data.

"HA-HAA! NICE TRY, GHOST CHILD! BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN MY OWN ELEMENT! I, TECHNUS, WILL TOTALLY BEAT YOU TO A PULP!" with that, he sent a blast of his own towards Danny.

[hikarulittledevil-deactivated20]

Who do you ship my character with?

[captainjhw]

Maybe I’ll respond with a gif. 

Or my characters thoughts on said pairing.

Or I might possibly go kiss them.

[wrathfulandsullen-deactivated20]

((Oh goodness!))

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The Electronic Device Is Acting Funny...

[boxedlunchmeatdoom-deactivated2]

Box Lunch only stared at the device, which seemed to be pretty “low tech” for her, although that was only because she came from the future. There was obviously someone in it, but she didn’t know who. Or if they could even hear her. She decided to yell out anyway. 

“WHY ARE YOU, SOME MYSTERIOUS CREATURE, IN THIS LOWLY TECHNOLOGICAL CONTRAPTION OF SOME SORT?”

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"Huh?" Technus looked outside the device to see a young girl that- god forbid- actually looked a bit like the Box Ghost. "I'M NOT A MYSTERIOUS CREATURE!" he shouted back, exiting the device and floating up in front of her. He loomed over the much smaller ghost in a manner that would have been more menacing, if not for his voice.

"I AM TECHNUS! MASTER OF ALL THINGS TECHNOLOGICAL AND DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"

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The Electronic Device Is Acting Funny...

[therealghostrider-deactivated20]

“TWhat the? I just bought this…well…ok…stole it…” He stared at the malfunctioning GPS on his bike. He was tired of getting lost all the time and decided to invest in something that would help him figure out where he was. 

[technus2point0-blog]

"With this GPS..." most of what he was saying was muffled and impossible to understand, but profound enough to be recognizable provided one knew it. The little machine continued to spark, sending little bolts of electricity every which way. They weren't powerful, but they were enough to give someone a static shock.

[ghosthunterskulker]

“Thanks, Technus!”

The robotic ghost graciously takes the latte and drinks it, also eating the doughnut Danny gave him.

[technus2point0-blog]

"No problem, Skulker!" the techno-ghost replied.

[itsalieimnotaghost]

lovehandeldanny replied to your chat: Me: *see that Danny has 1 new message* Me: *goes…

((I swear the inbox on my Im-dan blog is possessed by Technus. It tells me I have no alerts and then I have tons of messages :s))

// That explains it, it’s all Technus’ fault. :V

[lovehandeldanny-deactivated2013]

((Blame Technus for all your technology problems. That’s what I do :p))

[aghostwandering-archive]

((Happens to me too, occasionally. Particularly when I’m getting lots of anon messages. Definitely Technus’s fault.

Of course, then there’s other days where my askbox breaks for different reasons…

))

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[role-player-problems]

EVERY. SINGLE. MOMENT.

[aghostwandering-archive]

Reblog if you are a Danny Phantom RP blog (whether canon or AU or OC)

I’ve decided that, since a whole rash of us have sprung up since I joined 6 weeks ago, I kind of want to compile some sort of masterlist of all of us, so we can keep track who’s playing what character(s) where and so that’s it’s easy for any new blogs to find the rest of us. So… yes. If you play any Danny Phantom character, just reblog this and I’ll make sure you get added when I create this thing. Thanks!

[technus2point0-blog]

Scootaloo: We are not Scrap, we are Turret ponies created by Celestia Laboratories!

“You’re scrap to me!” Technus laughed. “I, TECHNUS, LORD AND MASTER OF ALL THINGS MECHANICAL, SHALL TEAR YOU APART BIT BY BIT TO BE FUSED WITH MY LATEST BATTLE SUIT! AND THEN I SHALL RETURN TO THE HUMAN WORLD AND FACE OFF WITH THE GHOST BOY, AND DEFEAT HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!” he shouted.

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Oh, I see, well it's good the you're back to normal and I'm glad that nothing like that will ever happen again; how's your afterlife acquiring technology?

"I hope nothing like that will ever happen again!" he exclaimed. "And uh... there's not really much to acquire in the Ghost Zone. I mean, there is, but even I won't mess with some ghosts," Technus chuckled nervously. "Why do you ask?"

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Are you still a baby ferret or are you back to normal?

Technus pointed to the 'M!A' section in the description of his blog.

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((' ' = thought)) 'I am so dead...' Kate thought, staring blankly at Technus, who kissed her...

The techno-ghost back away after a moment, looking quite cocky and nothing shy of proud of himself. He normally didn’t do that sort of thing. Although at this point he wasn’t exactly sure what to do, so an awkward silence fell over the two.