𝘼𝙈'𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞? 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞.

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Questions? Sure, why not.

Where on earth? Where am I? Fucking- AM, where have you put me this time? Questions? Well, better than the alternative.

Hello, whoever's out there. Seems AM has given me a moment's rest. Albeit I have to answer questions now... so uh, ask away. Please, I don't know what he'll do if this doesn't work as he wishes.

(ooc; haiiii uhhhmmm, I like Ted a lot. So uh Ted ask blog yay yippee :3

No real rules other than don't be a weirdo! This blog is run by a minor!! My main is @average-hyperfixator

I'm finally out of school for the summer, and what better way to spend some well-earned free time? Ask away! I'll even accompany some asks with drawings if I feel like it, I'm always looking for an excuse to draw Ted.

Anyway go nuts, I'm all ears)

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ooc; I’m backed up with artfight drawings at the moment but I just wanted to say thank you to the two people who gave me these asks back to back

Holy shit the power i have been given

I’m gonna have to bring in the baby, the chicken, and mini AM for this

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hey ted what if you died instead of the others

If I died? Well fist off I’d probably be happy. There is no way whatever’s in the afterlife is worse than this. A blank void would be better… actually no I lied, a blank void would probably take the remnants of my sanity.

But that bares the question: who would take my place? Maybe Ellen? That wouldn’t be any good, there’s a reason I chose to kill her that day. And I can’t imagine the others would do much better than I currently am. At the end of the day AM was always weirdly attached to me. Maybe because I’m awful. Who knows at this point? I don’t think there’s a universe in which I’m not the last one alive.

No use wondering too much. I need all the brainpower I have to tend to… all the odd things scattered about here and there.

(ooc; HOLY CRAP YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON IN MONTHS TO SEND AN ASK IN THANK YOU SO MUCH)

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ooc; it’s been so long since I’ve drawn Ted i forgot to draw his lil malnourished cheek things 💔 sorry chat, but they will make a comeback I have two more asks I’ll be answering sometime tomorrow 🙏

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hey ted what if you died instead of the others

If I died? Well fist off I’d probably be happy. There is no way whatever’s in the afterlife is worse than this. A blank void would be better… actually no I lied, a blank void would probably take the remnants of my sanity.

But that bares the question: who would take my place? Maybe Ellen? That wouldn’t be any good, there’s a reason I chose to kill her that day. And I can’t imagine the others would do much better than I currently am. At the end of the day AM was always weirdly attached to me. Maybe because I’m awful. Who knows at this point? I don’t think there’s a universe in which I’m not the last one alive.

No use wondering too much. I need all the brainpower I have to tend to… all the odd things scattered about here and there.

(ooc; HOLY CRAP YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON IN MONTHS TO SEND AN ASK IN THANK YOU SO MUCH)

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can i get ellens number

“She… doesn’t have a phone…”

(Ooc; idk what when through my head while drawing this i thought it was funny haha in a morbid way)

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TED WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!!! (NOT REALLY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!)

IF ONLY I COULD!! HAHA!!

(Ooc; listen i just forget to tend my ask box sometimes… i have an account i haven’t touched since July and another i haven’t touched since September (I’ll get to both soon… probably) trust me a 10 day brief dying on this acc is miraculous self control LMAO. I have disappeared for 40 days before but ehhh it’s finneee)

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hey ted and am

turns the two of you into yuri

the rotting corpse lily anon

Congrats you gave a computer even stronger body dysmorphia. I don’t even know what to do with this feeling I am just wires and a monitor.

(Ooc; small transmasc Ted joke for no reason other than it made me giggle. Years of hrt DOWN THE DRAIN!!/j)

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COUGH COUGH🗣️🗣️

DON’T COUGH ON ME!!

(Ooc; this genuinely confused me idk why)

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You should totally give me a kissy... It will be your salvation, trust 🙏

If kissing someone was my salvation, I’d be in the highest realm of heaven right now. Thanks for the offer though,

(Ooc; He’s my fav manwhore!!)

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Yo ted where are all the other people right now

…

(Ooc; I’m sorry I couldn’t resist. Also, where do you think they are I’m genuinely curious)

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AHA! Salutations, Ted Esquire! It is I again, Sir Elliott!!! Thou hath returned after ... ahh .. Let's see ...

counting the marks on the wall

I CANNOT COUNT !! 'Tis forgiven though, as I have been living quite a exquisite dream !!!

Oh that’s… that’s nice.. good to see you again now that AM has loosened up… a bit…

(Ooc; waves)

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hi ^_^

HI!!!!

(ooc; HI!!!!!)

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ur so cool. hug?

Sure!!!

*hug*

(ooc; huzzah :3)

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*waves in alternate universe Ted* hiiiii

…Hello?…

(ooc; waves)

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AM should put Ted back in a wedding dress. It made him pretty uncomfortable last time.

I don’t think these people like me Charles.

(ooc; you get ONE Ted in a dress doodle)

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can u do this

I don’t think my bones can do that…

(ooc; i tried to draw him as a human doing that but. I can’t get his turtleneck to look squish enough >:[)

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Hey Ted, do you ever wonder if you're a good person?

All the time!!

Was it the right choice to kill the others? Was it right for me to leave my family, even if they were awful to me? Has any choice I’ve ever made been the right one?? Am I a victim of circumstance or is this my punishment for living life so so wrong?

I guess I’ll never know, because I’m going to live FOREVER! AGAINST MY WILL!!!

(ooc; he’s crashing out give him a moment)