#answer in character

[ted-answers]

Ted, would you rather get tortured by AM or marry AM

You’re new here, aren’t you?

(Ooc; the wedding arc was unironically so funny I still giggle thinking abt it. ALSO LOOK I REMEMBERED THE RING THIS TIME I DID IT I REMEMBERED)

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Atheists imagine you're immortal but you're constantly being chased by the Christian baby from the hypotheticals. Like it won't kill you if you touch it but if you do touch it you become a Christian baby too. Would you shoot the Christian baby

[gardenview-center]

Hey, Cosmo! What do you think about Sprout? Just between you and me, of course; he won't find out so BE HONEST!

- ☢️ Anon

“Oh, Sprout?”

“Well he’s my best friend! We do a lot together- I love baking with him, he always looks so happy, and it’s… nice seeing him like that. I like hanging out with him a lot.

Also why the pressure to be honest? I’m not saying anything I wouldn’t already say!”

(ooc; I fear he’s oblivious)

[ted-answers]

can i get ellens number

“She… doesn’t have a phone…”

(Ooc; idk what when through my head while drawing this i thought it was funny haha in a morbid way)

[ted-answers]

BOOM! *a baby that is made from flesh and DNA (mixed from Ted and the other four dead humans) mix in with metal parts from AM appears infront of the married couple*

*small child noises + mechanical whirring*

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AM, AM WHAT DO WE DO??? I’M TOO YOUNG TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY!!!

WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU ASKING ME?

GOOD POINT

OH ELLEN WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT SHE’S DEAD

AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT?!

NOT RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!!!

(ooc; oh what have you done. What have. You done 😭. You shocked AM so bad he lost his mouth)

[ted-answers]

Here, your wedding gift✨

ooc; I was struggling to come up with an answer bc I had no idea if this was like a gift for me (blog creator) or Ted- I love your art! Also HEY I KNOW YOU FROM TIKTOK LOL! I thought your pfp and user looked similar! Thank you for the drawing ^_^ keeping it safe with me forever

If you wanted to know how Ted would feel about seeing this, he framed it. AM is not allowed to see it because it runs the risk of him shredding it-

[ted-answers]

hi ted! do you miss the others?

…The others…

…yes. Yes I do miss them. Gorrister was rude, but helped with wounds, Benny was plain stupid but company was company, Nimdok kept to himself but he had some interesting stories when he remembered them… and Ellen… she was… kind. I regret those horrible things I said and thought about her.

Is it selfish that I wish I hadn’t killed them?… they’re in a better place but… when I stop answering questions I’ll be back to being tortured, stuck with that asshole machine forever… I think I liked it better when they were here. At least I had people who understood what I was going through. Now I’m stuck with my own thoughts, and my mind isn’t too fond of me.

(ooc; I’m like slowly building lore here bleh, Ted is alone, AM is off doing who knows what, Ted is sad, still paranoid as fuck though. AM still fucks with his head on occasion, silly robot!)

[ted-answers]

not a question but i have very complicated feelings towards you, ted. i wanna give you those big cartoon smooches and hug you but i also wanna knee you in the balls and spit on you

…Thank? You??….

…Sorry???….

(Ooc; uaaghgg i love him my pathetic husband. I also wanna shove him into a meat grinder.)