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The Name is Lee // 24 // asexual // agender // aromantic (maybe panromantic) //aromatic

[kidzbopmallcop]

[do-not-perceive-me]

I present to you: The Magnus Archives but Jane Prentiss is filled with these

[glamgelic-deactivated20180401]

Soft boys

[sleepingpowder]

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[lgbtcharactersinmedia]

The canon LGBT+ character of the day is:

Todd Chavez from Bojack Horseman is asexual!

[insomniac-arrest]

My christinemingle.com dating profile is just: seeking woman, preferred to have large feathered helmet, giant ornate sword, slightly smug look on her face, and cleavage tf OUT

one armored hand is fine, but other hand should be free ;) ;) ;)

will stand by your side and look adoringly at your neck

[pukicho]

I hate how other planets are so far away. Like, come here lol

[pukicho]

[starscream-moved-blog]

[teddy-mercury]

That’s Billie Eilish

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[luxia-the-unicornv]

That’s not even how you use whom, I’ve got a headache now

[thebootydiaries]

hello my fellow intelligent sapiosexual pupil, whom are you? i don’t recall 

[respectfulmemes]

[queen-apathy]

[greenjellies]

[nico-is-a-system]

me: no fear

someone: boys to the left girls to the right

me: one fear

[grymmoires]

[pangur-and-grim]

you’ve all seen cat no banana….. here’s cat no tablet pen

[teddy-mercury]

Showing up to our first date wearing only this outfit and nothing else

[champagnepadre]

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

[robertdeniro]

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

[dropovers]

[teddy-mercury]

Mood