☮ & ❤

Theodore Thumper, but I like Teddy way better. Officially an adult! Once a veghead, always a veghead. Animals are our friends, y'know. You shouldn't eat them unless you're, a.. um.. a lion! "Being brave is easy."

[jjshamblett]

[rlyprettyarchived]

Makes me want to give up on a future.

[teddythumper]

Don't be silly, silly. 

[roossykes]

[teddythumper]

I never realized just how expensive applying to college is.

[hal-is-on-fire-deactivated20140]

Maybe later on in life kid. I’m not much in the mood for sneezing my head off.

[teddythumper]

Well, how much later? Y'know, you sorta do that squinty thing like that guy in the This Is The End movie!

[vienna-vidia-deactivated2014101]

Oh great

[vienna-vidia-deactivated2014101]

Her highness queen of bitchiness has decided to be annoying.

[teddythumper]

I don't remember learning about that queen in school..

[hal-is-on-fire-deactivated20140]

Oh god. Don’t do that. 

[teddythumper]

It's something I think everybody should experience at least once!

[vienna-vidia-deactivated2014101]

Oh great

The royal pain in my ass has decided to come out of hiding.

[teddythumper]

What's wrong, Vi?

[hal-is-on-fire-deactivated20140]

I have never had that happen to me before.

[teddythumper]

We should fix that. I'll get the pepper.

[theycallme-pumbaa-deactivated20]

It’s like a relief off your head, right? Everything is clearer… Or is that just me?

[teddythumper]

Yeah! Like you've just got telepathic abilities or something. 

[teddythumper]

That weird feeling you get after sneezing 30 times in a row like you've just been transported to a different dimension.

[floyd-harrison]

I’m so sorry, Teddy. I just— I’m sorry!

[teddythumper]

Who'd you kill?!

[island-of-elsa-deactivated20140]

I get to feel better hopefully. It couldn’t come any quicker.

[teddythumper]

Aw, no.. What'ssa matter?

[floyd-harrison]

Yes.

[teddythumper]

No.. No.. Not you, Flower. Anybody but you!

[ronancastillo-deactivated201405]

No, your smashed up pills to the applesauce. Without the water and sugar. Yeah, and apples. Can’t forget the apples. It’s got a weird taste, I don’t know. Well, I like strawberry milk, so.

But it’s still a bug. Bugs in general are weird and don’t belong in my mouth. Bugs aren’t cute. You’re paying me with food, aren’t you? 

[teddythumper]

Pill applesauce! That should be a thing. And pill pudding. Vanilla pudding's my favorite. You can't like strawberry milk and hate milk, silly. 

Are you scared'a bugs, big, bad Ronan? Some bugs are nice. I like butterflies--those are my favorite bugs like vanilla's my favorite flavor. I don't think they're bugs, though. They're too pretty to be bugs. And yeah, I guess so! [blends up everything and begins forming the batter into patties] Do you like sweet potatoes

[floyd-harrison]

Like- Like- I dunno’.

[teddythumper]

Are you a murderer, Flower?

[island-of-elsa-deactivated20140]

Is it tomorrow yet?

[teddythumper]

What happens tomorrow?