Coffee's not a drink it's a hug.

Genevieve. 22. my role models are Ron Swanson, Daenerys Targaryen, & Captain America.

[brelston]

[ohboyitshya]

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[foulserpent]

“africa” by toto > twenty one pilots entire discography

[the-kingdom-of-camelot]

[albionsneed]

not giving a fuck

[dicktiers]

is that dave strider

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

crytyping as an alternative poetry structure

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

thissi  s jsut to say im so fuckign, ,, 

im so fucking sorr y i ate the plums you had/??  in the icebox i know you were probably saving htem for breakfas.t GOD im so,,,fucking sorry they were  s s o delicousn 

so sweet,..

[smhc]

logan: who is this girl im just here for the money

laura: maimes 30 people effortlessly

logan: 

[thabootyscholar]

accurate

[bullied]

Instead of “have a nice day,” I think I’ll start saying “have the day you deserve.” Ya know, let karma sort that shit out

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

*dodges ads and fake links and fake play buttons to find the real stream*

[powerdrain]

[peopleofvoldemart]

words that would have been better than ‘no maj’

NMUs (Non Magic Users) sounds like official jargon and it rhymes w pee-yew so magic children can make up mean rhymes with it

amagical - ok this sounds dumb but still technical bc greek prefix!

sinkers - from the ‘witch test’ of the early trials where a potential witch would be tossed into a lake and if they floated they were witches, if they sank they were not. boom! historical context, grim reminder of the grisly conflict between magical & non magical people, rolls off the tongue

unmarked/nonmarked - again from the witch trials, where they could look for a ‘devil’s mark’ as evidence

burners/smokers/lighters - anything else that references witch burnings

like c’mon that was some formative shit and since the american wizarding community is so Oo Secrety they would prob remember the risks of revealing themselves in little bits of everyday language

literally any nonsense

beans

goose eggs

merps

jalopy - fits w fantastic beasts time period, is magical ppl making fun of nonmagical people for their stupid inventions

bluenose - means a ‘priggish or puritanical person’

they could do a whole series of nicknaming non magic peeps after their dumb inventions - automobile, telephone, rubber duck - and their inventors and general laborers - plumber, mechanic, whatever. they just assume that every non magic person is a plumber or something. ‘he’s, you know, a plumber’ ‘ah’ but they don’t actually know what plumbers even do

im bored now but no-maj is stupid

[rovinacai-deactivated20181203]

Edward Gorey Book covers for a series of anthologies published in the 70s. See more of Gorey’s book covers here.

[skarchomp]

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

[powerburial]

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

[democratsinthesouth]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat takes block tower down. [full video]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

Self care is bricking yourself up in your own cellar w your own wine

[pansoph]

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

[beefmilkthings]

jerry is here

[eruriholic]

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

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