Teegan's blog!

[weirdchristmas]

This is my version of being a grumpy old man.

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

[cactusjerk]

[cryptotheism]

Conservatives right before you shoot up a gay bar: "Omg do it you'll finally save the kids from the evil trannies."

Conservatives after you get caught for shooting up a gay bar: "whoever shot up that bar is a false flag antifa cuck I hope they rot in prison."

[cryptotheism]

At least the fucking Nazis would mourn you as a perverse hero for throwing yourself in psychopathic fervor into the meaningless meat grinder of fascist violence.

These alt-right cunts only see their most violent extensions as useful idiots. They hate you, they think you're stupid, you pick up a gun for their cause and they laugh and call you a soyboy while the tranny you tried to shoot beats your skull into the gutter with the butt of your own gun. Nobody will mourn for you and your memory will fade.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

There was this guy in secondary school who used to call me a dyke all the time until I had to ask him to stop and explained I was a guy. From then on he called me a faggot and used my correct pronouns all the time, and moved away at some point but I saw him at my uni today and the first thing he said to me was "Alex! You still a fag?"

I think that was his way of asking me my pronouns.

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[funnytwittertweets]

[wizardpotions]

ONE!

something wrong with me

TWO!

something wrong with me

THREE!

something wrong with me

FOUR!

something wrong with me

[otterboy1]

FIVE!

[wizardpotions]

FIVE!!

[cyb3r-cr0wz]

FIVE!!!

[the-shredded-cheese-wizard]

FIVE!!!!

[professional-egg-layer]

FIVE!!!!!

[streetkit]

God damn it

[deepassprincess]

ONE

[spaceyshenanigans]

I do actually think tumblr is winning at Icons. Nobody is doing it like them. I’m gonna keep a collection of these dudes cuz it’s super cool.

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

johnny cash high in a bush eating a cake / johnny cash thigh high boots

[emmablowguns]

Miss thang

[donttouchthevoid]

Decadence

[bakwaaas]

I’m not okay

(from ask polly)

[nat-20s]

while i understand why a lot of sci-fi has humans being shitty to AIs while the AIs are like “i am just existing what the fuck” I think it’d be fun to do the opposite. Homo “will packbond with anything” sapiens DESPERATELY trying to get the favor and friendship of an Artificial Intelligence that is mostly indifferent to them. They want the ship’s computer to like them sooooo fucking bad!!

[yesterdaysprint]

Courier-News, Plainfield, New Jersey, November 10, 1936

[neuroxin]

this is a twist on the evil transplant trope that i should have seen coming

[bunniboytoy]

everyone’s a fucking critic

[morioghan]

[nathaliehaha]

Thank you for blazing this

[kaijuno]

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

[kawaiipotatuh-deactivated202106]

it got an update!!

[pluralspidergwens]

i've been squealing with joy at this for a solid fifteen minutes y'all 😭❤️

[froginakettle]

I saw the original and I’m so pleased to see the update!

[timidsketch]

This is so cute

[grecoromanyaoi]

“autism wouldn’t have been difficult before capitalism” “nothing that caused me burnout existed before industrialization” well what if your boots feel weird against your skin. and your cape is itchy and too heavy. and your brooch keeps making an annoying sound everytime you move and this party is too loud and you’re hungry and there’s pigeon stew but you can’t stand the texture of pigeon so you ate some olives and now your hands feel oily and gross and you drank a little bit too much wine (bc there’s no clear water. also it was too bitter) so now your head hurts and you feel a little hot but not hot enough to take your cape off and you promised this time we leave when I asked, Aurelius! you promised! and don’t forget we still have a three hour ride back home you promised it’s not going to be like last time! or something of the sort.

[grecoromanyaoi]

the ‘Life only started sucking in the 19th century’ attitude as anti-capitalist praxis is truly hilarious like. personally, if the sun was even a tiny little bit too hot on the back of my neck while i was being kidnapped and taken as a war captive after *insert empire here* conquered my home i wouldve been pissed. praefectus if the shackles feel weird on my skin im killing us both