it's disorganized, I know

[vethox]

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the best thing I’ve seen all week

[grimelords]

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.

[poetic-joke]

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public. where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house? who knows!! not me!!!

[joebidensanonymous]

Biden is a 4-month-old Golden Retriever named after the former vice president.

His owner Sidney took him to the Capitol to see Joe Biden give a speech.

“As soon as Joe Biden saw the dog during his speech, he pointed at the dog, and then started like cracking up. Right towards the end, I kind of signaled him, and he gave me a wink to come over,” Sydney said. “When I told him his name was Biden, his face lit up and he started kissing the dog, which is like exactly what I expected Joe Biden would do”

By the way, Biden the puppy has an Instagram

[joebidensanonymous]

You deserve someone who makes you as happy as ice cream makes Joe Biden

[joebidensanonymous]

You deserve someone who loves you as much as Joe Biden loves ice cream

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

[blackandblue13]

back to witches 👏👏 and wizards 👏 and magical 👏👏 beasts 👏 to goblins 👏👏 and ghosts and to 👏 magical 👏👏 feasts 👏 it’s all that 👏👏 i love and it’s 👏 all that 👏👏 i need 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts! back to spells 👏👏 and enchantments👏 potions 👏👏 and friends 👏 to 👌 gryffindor! 👌 ✌️ hufflepuff! ✌ 🖖 ravenclaw! 🖖 🤘 slytherin! 🤘 back to 👏👏 the place where 👏 our story 👏👏 begins 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts!

[hawaiiansdonotblog]

[teenage-nerdfighter]

College Majors as lines from Hamilton

Psychology: Some men say that I'm intense or I'm insane

Chemistry: SHA-BOOM

Accounting: We need to handle our financial situation

History: But Jesus between all the bleeding and fighting I've been reading and writing

Business: Shake hands with him, charm her

English: He started retreatin and readin every treatise on the shelf

Creative writing: You built me palaces out of paragraphs

Criminal justice: Stay out of trouble and you double your choices

Pre Med/Nursing: Stay alive

Education: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge

Theater: Yo yo yo what time is it? SHOW TIME!

Music: You changed the melody every time

Foreign language: I came from afar just to say "bonsoir!"

Political Science: Don't modulate the key then not debate with me

Current Affairs: How lucky we are to be alive right now, history is happening

Fashion: I think your pants look hot

Philosophy: You want a revolution, I want a revelation

Theology: I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line

[triflingthing]

book haven

[the-humdrum-gatsby]

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

[im-taking-accountability-deacti]

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person - and your ability to make yourself happy - that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.

[ducksaysm00]

These things are so important to learn.

[wallflowerbloom]

[itsbetterthananal]

it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago