I'm not real

only joke here is my life +25 she/they/he.

[amundsenxcook]

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

[svenskkaktus]

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[map9810-blog]

[alwayslosingtheroom]

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[bruzum]

[scared-science-team]

bit warm innit

[antiquesintheattic]

[hazstur]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Went to the mandatory Communist Party Penis Inspection and the politburo said my balls are more dialectical than yours. And my penish more materialist too

[guabiju]

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[unyieldingsilence]

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[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[treecitysessions]

Movie theaters should do this to you when you take your phone out no matter what movie is playing

[treecitysessions]

I can’t get over this person scrolling through instagram at The Odyssey in 4DX

[treecitysessions]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner