*cue theme song*

there is no theme | if you see me active here I’m not I don’t exist

[teenagepotatoninja]

[leap day]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rebelpeas]

me, actively not writing: wow this fic is gonna be so good

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[arthurtxt]

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

[beamingsuggestion]

and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been

[ror2]

the dinosaurs were likely scared

[noodles-07]

[ouroboroscully]

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

[thecreepycookies]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

[qlexqnderlightwood]

Can anyone actually say “I love you” in their first language? Like is that real?

[disc80s]

it feels insincere and light in english but in my native language it feels like someone is pulling the earth out from underneath my feet, like i have a lump in my throat

[fruitz]

[nubbsgalore]

swallows huddled for warmth. (source: x, x)

[batsandboba]

“tumblr the best social media in 2021” no. enough complacency. this site is abysmal. for the last two months desktop tag searches on my own blog returned absolutely nothing. a third of my followers are p0rnbots. to get my theme right I have to manually crop the header twelve times using guesswork and a prayer and then check how it looks in three different places. video posts take ten minutes to even show up. sometimes asks just disappear like it’s the 1800s and your carrier pigeon got eaten by a bobcat. the staff randomly posts cryptic distorted messages?? genuinely on any other site the userbase would RIOT here it’s like oh well guess i’ll spend an hour rewriting the 2 thousand words that got eaten by my drafts. there was a guy fieri arg what the hell was that about

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bigmothcomics]

She leaves spaces better than she found them.

[medicinecorvidsxx]

what kind of political compass is this