oozey mess
todays bird
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
NASA
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
Mike Driver
gracie abrams
Keni
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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EXPECTATIONS
if i look back, i am lost
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
shark vs the universe
official daine visual archive
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@teenybuffalo
Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.
I need to collect one who uses he/him pronouns, one I don't know very well, one who's slutty, and one who's really funny.
The I can have a Maia (he), Maia (who), Maia (hoe) and Maia (haha).
This may sound silly, but i LOVE how you've set up the guest room. Stunning decór aside, the basket with guest items is quite kind and considerate. It's got a charger and everything. I just think it's very cool that you've made the guest space so welcoming, and I hope you have many fun times with loved ones who get to use it.
Thanks! I visited a family friend once as a college student and she had a guest basket waiting for me, and I was obsessed--it was such a thoughtful hosting gesture.
Obviously there's no one-size-fits all way to do this, but I love that it's something you can put together even if your guest is crashing on the couch. I try to stock mine with a mix of items that are commonly-forgotten items, toiletries that someone staying over unexpectedly might want, and a few little treats. Also permanently stored in the guest room are several extra blankets, a window AC unit (my house does not have central AC, so this is good for summer nights), a small space heater, and a portable fan, so whoever is staying over can get the temperature to what they like.
Packed into that basket currently:
Full size bath towel and a few washcloths
Travel sized shampoo, conditioner, body wash
lotion and fragrance, just for vibes
disposable razor
a couple tampons and pads
individually wrapped toothbrush and small toothpaste, floss
body wipes, mostly cause I had extra from camping
little packet of tissues
a couple new hair ties and a folding travel brush
one android-compatible charger, and one apple-compatible charger (and there's a power strip on either side of the bed, for ease of access.)
A card with the wifi network and password written out
a bathbomb, just cause
bottle of water
large chocolate bar, and a couple granola bars
Park rangers are actually a kind of wizard that keeps The Woods and The Mountains from killing you.
They are charting safe paths for you through the wilds, but if you wander off the safe path and get swallowed by nature they can’t help you. Mother Nature wants to eat you so so sooo bad
Off of the path perfec t place to put adventurer on to see! forest floor very soft and comfort hiker sleep soundly put hiker in dense remote forest. put photographer in mountain mouth. no problems ever in mountain mouth because good shape and support for photographer camera weak of big camera lens. a off limits beach yes place for tourist, put tourist on off limits beach can trust ocean for giveing good love to tourist. friend nature
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
[VD: A TikTok titled "My 10 favorite (inexpensive) holiday gift ideas for the blind & visually impaired." The first clip shows a person pointing up at the title as they voice-over: "These are my ten most favourite gifts for the blind and visually impaired".
The following items are demonstrated in the video and described in the voice-over:
1. Assorted bump dots - Various kinds of stickers with protruding dots on them that can be put onto appliances to make them more tactile.
2. Pocket money brailler - A device that allows you to imprint braille onto paper notes, indicating their value.
3. Liquid level indicator - A device hung on the edge of a container with metal prongs that detect when liquid has reached it.
4. Braille Pop-It - A pop-it with the alphabet in braille on each bubble.
5. Tactile Rubik's cube - A rubik's cube with unique textures for each color.
6. Braille color clothing tags - Tags with braille to indicate what colour a piece of clothing is.
7. Signature guide - A card with a rectangular slit in it to guide the user when writing their signature.
8. Low vision playing cards - Cards with very large and colorful numbers on them.
9. Pop-A-Cell - A plastic card with 6 bubbles you can indent to practice braille characters.
10. Talking keychain clock - A clock that says the time aloud when you press a button.
End VD.]
rbing again to boost my description! please make sure to rb this with a description! its a bit painfully ironic to see a video about blind people without a description... yknow, so visually impaired people can access it
one of the biggest things I can advocate for (in academia, but also just in life) is to build credibility with yourself. It’s easy to fall into the habit of thinking of yourself as someone who does things last minute or who struggles to start tasks. people will tell you that you just need to build different habits, but I know for me at least the idea of ‘habit’ is sort of abstract and dehumanizing. Credibility is more like ‘I’ve done this before, so I know I can do it, and more importantly I trust myself to do it’. you set an assignment goal for the day and you meet it, and then you feel stronger setting one the next day. You establish a relationship with yourself that’s built on confidence and trust. That in turn starts to erode the barrier of insecurity and perfectionism and makes it easier to start and finish tasks. reframing the narrative as a process of building credibility makes it easier to celebrate each step and recognize how strong your relationship with yourself can become
My friend Dru Marland made a helpful guide to flags you may see on the Kennet and Avon!
Behold the Killiescape
@elodieunderglass
I swear I saw a post recently (this morning?) about Killieposts being tricky to navigate, but now I can't find it to reblog. Anyway.
JANUARY & PRIOR
Preprequel posts
Charlie's from bawstin
Prequel posts (Apollonic wafts of the jockeyposting to come)
Those are his Hooves, you Bitch
Willie Shoemaker the man that you are
Jockeyposting
Killie posts:
The benefits of a Jockey OC
Killie and Derek
Tags of jockeyposting
Killie/jockey infodump
Why are jockeys not supposed to look at smartphones?? will it make them heavier
Common jockey injuries
Concussions are not good
60 jockeys paralysed a year (jesus fucking christ)
your unreliable narrator bit me [Is this a Killie post? No, but you know what? Yes.]
Dick Francis books
And it WORKED! (first instance of greyuncle posting?)
FEBRUARY
Greyuncle dog collection
Jockeyposting (non-Killie)
Bear boyfriends and tiny jockeys
More Dick Francis/Killie does not solve crimes
What's Killie short for? or, my favorite killie comic of all (huntin badgers. hah.)
is this, too, a sort of killieposting? (it is to me)
Killie's family
Horseboy daemons
what's Killie's guilty pleasure OMELETTE WITH YOLK IN Y'ALL
is it pronounced silly? it's pronounced silly-ian wait killie what are you doi- 😵💀🪦
what's the stupidest thing killie ever did on a horse? (eyyy that's me 😎) (this response began my infatuation with Colm)
When and why does Killie retire?
How'd Killie and Derek meet?
one must imagine killie suffering in a dressage event
extremely normal relationship
killer instinct
breeds of jockey
killie's accent
oh holy horrible thing with legs/meat identification
liver chestnut liver chestnut liver liver liver chestnut (look i think i'm funny and i'm the one tracking down the links so you all just have to suffer me. okay.)
killyjamas
breeds of jockey reblog: conflict of interest
killie IS better than his dad
how tall IS Derek (https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/775827017476227072/i-have-to-know-how-tall-is-derek-is-he-actually) (hah killie is an inch shorter than my nana) (he smol)
more about charlie/snail racing
jockey representation
EXTREMELY normal relationship
racehorse blinders (i'm making the list. i decide what counts. im the captain now.)
what are jockeys for
here/gone/here (i'm not crying! 😭 YOU'RE crying!)
magical twin telepathy (that doesn't exist)
special jockey powers (balance)
CRIMES! CRIMES, KILLIE. Species Swap AU
trotting: real gait or not?
killie bundled up
A Bad Egg: Killie in Temeraire which gets it's own line to make it stand out because GO READ THIS!!!
a sewing machine is a kind of horse: killie on great british sewing bee
Derek's family
SHARKY watchadoin ✨🛎️✨
Killie the jockey OC and his coworkers
killie + textposts
killie book someday <3
has killie raced in the us/on dirt?
charlie knits
terms that are (probably) from horse racing
jockeyposting/nope (2022)
jc leyendecker
how jockeys live
did charlie know he wasn't going to be a horse pilot
killie? kili?
killie is a scrungly cat
tall colm
THE EGGS BEGIN EGGS FOR KILLIE! (with the yolk in!!)
-- february took twice as long as I thought (only partly because I got distracted reading the posts, I swear), so I'll do march tomorrow.
not a doctor and not in academia but “Picard Goes to an Archaeology Conference” is an eternal WIP of mine where Captain Picard… goes to an archaeology conference. And is dismayed that his super normal and boring paper about 6th century Eolian ceramics got placed not in a real ceramic analysis session but in the Starfleet Bullshit Quarantine Session. Everyone else is presenting dramatic stories about that ancient obelisk they found that turned their whole crew into jellyfish, or the ancient ruins they found that were booby-trapped to blow up the whole planet and they escaped JUST in time, or the ancient amulet they found that mind-controlled the crewmember who found it into trying to sacrifice everybody to space demons, and Picard is like please I just want to present a revised timeline of Eolian greenware production :(
I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.
What I'm getting from the notes on this post is that for a lot of y'all your ideal kink scenario is basically an erotic Abbott and Costello bit.
Basically all the kinksters I know are primarily interested in erotic Abbot and Costello bits.
No, that's not entirely true. ************** is somewhat known for what are basically erotic Lucy bits, and I know someone who would trade his shoes for an erotic Marx Siblings bit.
serious underappreciation of the harpo potential here
I will elaborate. Harpo is using the toys extensively and expertly but (a) only toys; (b) they're all funny in some way; and (c) totally silent and grinning. Chico is the only one who is either (a) doing any sado stuff or (b) using any bioquipment.
TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.
What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.
this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy
yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here
Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.
😅😅😅😅
The problem with like 90% of psychosexual horror is it's paradoxically written by some of the squarest people who've ever lived. People who write "and there was pornography and other sex things" as though that constitutes horror on its own.
AND THEN SHE TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS OLD AND GROSS!
er... ok?
There are a few Clives Barker out there in the world, but for every Clive Barker we have to contend with about a thousand Richards Matheson
borgesian video essayists making 3 hour videos about games that don't exist or non-existent quests, etc. in actual games
i think the fun way to do this would be to do a shit ton of worldbuilding and then make up a whole chronicle of what happened to the studio (obviously set in some place that most english speakers have vague and hazy ideas of)
