did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
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did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
*shudder*
I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.
I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
make your own post
Anon loves his mum
October is the month of being horny for vampires on main
bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round
ahaha what if.. i was a robot.. and you were a woman…. and i made fun of you and tried to kill you…… and then i was turned into a potato……. and we kissed…. haha jk… unless? 👀
A genre-savvy character hears a prophecy
Trunk or treat done right: hilarious, but definitely scarring some children.
WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.
reblogging for the last comment
Legit question, I’m not trying to hate on feminists or anything. Why is it called feminist if they’re for equality?
castiel-knight-of-hell:
That’s a very good question and thank you for asking so politely.
The word feminism was coined by Charles Fourier in 1837, a French philosopher who advocated for the emancipation of women because he believed society treated women as slaves. We weren’t allowed to vote, own anything, or work a real job. Women were ruled by their fathers/household patriarch until they married at which time they’d be under the rule of their husband. If a woman did not belong to male household she was shunned by society and had very little means to make money, most of them unsavory. You know the idiom “rule of thumb”? That comes from a running joke that started in the 1600s, and was still around in Fourier’s time, that said it was okay for a man to beat a woman with a stick as long as it wasn’t any thicker than his thumb.
The point of the word feminist, and the feminist movement, has never been to say that women are better than men. The point is that women and things associated with women have been given a lesser place in society and we want to bring those things up to a place of equality. The focus is on the feminine because that’s what’s being pushed down. However, focusing on the feminine does not mean we’re focusing only women. Men are belittled and called “less of a man” anytime they portray a trait that is associated with femininity. If women and the feminine were equal to men and masculinity then that wouldn’t happen. Feminism is about raising up things associated with females to have an equal place in society as the things associated with males. It’s called feminism, not equalism, because the focus is on raising up not tearing down. Equalism would suggest that male things need to come down to a lower level so that female things can meet it in the middle. That’s not the point. The point is to raise up the feminine so that it’s on the same playing field that the masculine is already on. We don’t want men to lower themselves, we just want them to make room for us.
This needs to be spread far and wide to everyone on tumblr.
ALL OF THIS.
THANK YOU
This is very thorough explanation, thank you!
I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?
Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:
https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/
reblog to save a life
I would like to be VERY FUCKING CLEAR HERE that you ABSOLUTELY NEED TO TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO THIS. You need to make sure you are getting the right type and amount of insulin. You need to tell them that you need to purchase it over the counter at walmart and that you would like a prescription specifically for walmart’s insulin. Tell the pharmacy NOT TO RUN IT THROUGH INSURANCE. That’s the most important part. Do NOT try to change insulin (or ANY other kind of medication) without consulting your doctor first.
Rationing insulin or switching without talking to your doctor (as with ANY OTHER MEDICATION) can absolutely KILL YOU.
T A L K T O Y O U R D O C T O R
ok so !! 5 days until halloween, here’s your yearly reminder that día de muertos is NOT in any way shape or form, a latinamerican equivalent to halloween. día de muertos holds huge cultural importance in mexico (can’t speak for other countries), it is a day where we celebrate our loved ones who have passed and they can cross back over to spend the night with us. it’s important to me and many others, please do not use it as a prop for your halloween decorations and costumes
friendly reminders with stock photos
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They also go by PEARs
Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym
I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????
You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???
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