A few bolts loose

[effemimaniac]

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

[teh-samhain]

Just watched a u-Haul lose a mirror by blindly merging directly into a semi-trailer.

[teh-samhain]

I think I’m going to have to reckon with the fact that I’m simply incapable of creating anything.

Unfortunately if I cannot create something then I’m less than nothing.

[teh-samhain]

You tell your vet that you’ve been taking your cat’s temperature at home to make sure her 105 fever has been dropping and suddenly you're getting a good grade in pet ownership but it’s kind of worrying how low the class average must be.

[teh-samhain]

The Quixotic urge to drive straight into the base of a wind turbine

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[viralfrog]

[hms-no-fun]

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

[ourladyofintersectinglines]

[mystgourmet-deactivated20200102]

[kalichnikov]

Btw when people say "if you want to be a writer you need to read a lot of books" that means bad books too. This applies to all creative mediums and also even if you don't want to make it you should immerse yourself in some mediocre slop here and there and even abysmal dogshit on occasion. As a fan of the medium. If all you eat is perfect A5 wagyu prepared by a Michelen star chef youre gonna end up thinking a well cooked and seasoned grocery store ribeye is basically dog food and this is the path to spiritual rot

[gooseworx]

Looking back on the show, what are you most proud of?

Every time I've hurt people.

[stealingpotatoes]

sorry my cat DOES have to hear how cute he is all the time no matter what he's doing, it's the law

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[theblob1958]

men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[teh-samhain]

[miiilowo]

every time a dude with long hair cuts it short a guardian angel kills themselves