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context: party of a sorcerer tiefling, aasimar paladin, air genasi druid and half orc barbarianess is tasked with inspecting an abandoned house

dm: you see a wooden door, rather weak wood at that.

half-orc: i swat it!

dm: the door’s open, there’s no need to swat-

half-orc, having 8 in int and wis both: I CLOSE IT AND I SWAT IT!

dm: roll for atlethics

**nat 20 with like +10 at athletics**

dm: you not only swat the entrance door, but also the door in the main hall, a door to a small bedroom and several walls along the doors, bringing them along with you. you are now on the other side of the house, outside, wearing a good 10% of said house. take 2d8 blugeoning damage.

yourplayersaidwhat

Monk Madness

My brother (an elf wizard), my friend (a dwarf cleric), and I (a dragonborn monk) are just starting the Mines of Phandelver starter set and are making our way through the cave full of goblins. After scurrying up a natural chimney of sorts that leads to another room in the cave and hiding behind some rocks , we see that there are 2 goblins and a bugbear with his favorite wolf. We, all being level 1, decide that the best way to handle this is to attract one goblin at a time, kill him sneakily, and then drop the body down the chimney to get rid of the evidence.

Elf: *throws rock down chimney*

DM: The goblin investigates the sound.

Dwarf: *rolls a 16* I stealthily grab the goblin and throw him to the monk.

DM: You grab the goblin and throw him with relative ease.

Me: I use my unarmed strike to German suplex him into the ground, then I use my Martial Arts bonus action to kick him down the chimney.

E&D: Dude no we’re supposed to be qui-

Me: I SUPLEX HIM

DM: I think you should listen-

Me: *Rolls nat 20*

DM: …

E&D: …

DM: …you suplex him alright. In fact, you suplex him so hard that you send him down through 30 feet of solid rock to create another chimney like the one you just climbed. The goblin doesn’t so much as let out an “eek” before being disintegrated by the shock wave of the impact. There is nothing but ashes at the bottom of the tomb you just made for him. Jesus.

Me: Buuuut does anyone hear it?

DM: *looks at me like I’m an idiot, rolls, sighs disappointedly* yeah the other goblin and the wolf definitely hear the whole thing. However, the bugbear, being less than perceptive, somehow fails to notice the absolutely devastating seismic activity that occurs 40 feet away from him.

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it occurred to me today that zelda can see every stupid thing you do in botw

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Flirting

s-kinnaly

I wondered what the zelgan children would look like in Gerudo clothing, inspired by the Gerudo from Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. :3

Rinku belongs to @figmentforms

Covarog, Ralnor, Orana, Kanisa and Teb belongs to me :)

sakimichan

Wanted to draw Koga from Inuyasha in formal ish wear to continue off my male character suit series :3! spicy/psd,hd jpg, video process etc-https://www.patreon.com/posts/29499107

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i dont play fe but Mercedes is so cute…

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Have a blushy tsundere monkey. I have been wanting to draw her in this meme for a while now XD

#saru #dbzoc #blushy saiyan #she cannot handle these emotions

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Bea from Pokemon Sword and Shield

yourplayersaidwhat

Maybe it’s Thanos?

So the context is that the party (fire genasi rogue, loxodon monk, and half-orc barbarian) came across three mages who were conjuring a portal in the forest. We couldn’t defeat them before something came through the portal. Our DM describe the enemy as smaller than a giant, reddish-blue skin, with crystals embedded into its knuckles.

The party: “So it’s Thanos?”

Dm: “It’s not Thanos!”

We start fighting it, and I, the low key pyromaniac fire genasi, try to set it on fire using the burning hands cantrip. It catches for a minute, but then the flames get absorbed into one of the hand crystals and the monster shoots the flame back at our monk.

The party: “It’s freaking Thanos! It’s a purple giant with power crystals!”

DM: “I never said it was purple. It’s not Thanos!”

Party: “Reddish blue makes purple, it’s definitely Thanos!”

DM: “Shit, I did say that. Fine, it’s kind of Thanos.”

Party: “Yes! It’s not Thanos but it’s kinda Thanos!”