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alexander

yumenouveau

Someone fire tumbridge please

l0vegl0wsinthedark

TUMBRIDGE

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percyfraser

Favourite lines from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989) dir. Jeremiah S. Chechik

niggazinmoscow

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

harold-shes-lesbian

this is too real though

girlsandart

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

fuocogo

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

roddytheruin

ponytails?

tsukinofaerii

The general “make sure he rapes someone else” training back in the 90s was to never wear a ponytail because it’s easy to grab. Saw similar things for loose clothing in general, and also skirts.

I got this from school (the whole sex ed “here’s what to know about your menstrual cycle and oh BTW here’s the ways you can ask to be raped” thing) to my parents (”never trust men ever for anything EVER”) to magazines and general “safety tips” like the flyers you sometimes see in women’s rooms. It was usually billed as Common Sense Ways To Avoid Becoming a Victim. Usually included not wearing heels, carry your keys in your hand and lock the car as soon as you’re in it, park under a light pole, etc.

So… yeah. There’s a lot there.

araceil

don’t wear your hair in a way that let’s them grab the whole lot

keep your car doors locked at all times especially at traffic lights

call/text someone whenever you go somewhere and whenever you get home

never listen to music when walking on your own

self defence classes being offered to fourteen year olds and up at all girls schools

keep your keys between your fingers

aim for soft targets

never cut through parks

never walk within a metre of the road

if a car stops in front of you, stop, walk backwards a safe distance, and wait for the people inside to drive off or get out

never leave drinks unattended/drink it in one go or abandon it after the first time it leaves your hand

no heels

no skirts

don’t let them get on top of you

kick them in the balls

DON’T kick them in the balls

pepperspray/tazers/stunguns/weaponry in general is illegal (in England)

don’t go down roads without adequate lighting

walk IN THE MIDDLE of the road in quiet residential areas

know where your closest friend/family/sympathetic acquaintance lives on your route home in case you have to sprint it

know where all the 24/7 places are open - hide in them if need be with CCTV on hand

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ashwilliamsrighthand

*Changes the n-word to “nuggets” when singing along to Nicki Minaj because I’m white and it’s not my word to use under any circumstances ever*

actualblackgirl-deactivated2019

I support this

thatssoandrew

he said damn Nicki it’s tight I say yeah nugget you right

fallout-4-reactions

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

televandalist

obovoid

gravityjunior

The great NSFW ban of tumblr (2017)

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my kitten says hello

imnotreallyhome

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

xmasqueradeangelx

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

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i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

jumpingjacktrash

you really need to hit play you just really do

thebestoftumbling

baby meeting cat for the first time

anotherdayforchaosfay

Cat person right there.

magistrate-of-mediocrity

Look at that tiny rectangle.

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thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen

oh-rickel

Sandra Bullock to Sarah Paulson in Elle’s 25th Annual Women in Hollywood Event.

“I was going to write a nice speech about all the things I like about Sarah Paulson. Sarah Catharine Paulson, she likes when you use her middle name, or Powell-son, as my 5-year-old calls her. But it’s been a crappy few weeks. My dad died, both of my dogs died. You turn on the television or computer and it’s endless tragedies and it seems like more than ever now if you have a vagina, you have to be a fighter as well. So I don’t feel nice. So I decided tonight I’m going to talk about all the things I don’t like about Sarah.

I don’t like the fact that she can wear things that look like a child threw a box of highlighters. Or that she dissembled her grandmother’s couch and reassembled it with safety pins. And still takes your breath away the minute she walks on the red carpet. I don’t like that bravery and I don’t like that it’s inspiring. I don’t like that she loves so deeply and so openly. And I don’t like that she is loved so deeply and so openly by extraordinary people because it only shines the light on how I just need to be better. I don’t like her work ethic. It reminds me that I need to work harder.

I don’t like that her and Holland’s joy for life and each other reminds me that I need to be a better girlfriend. I don’t like that she’s the kind of person that after a long day of flying and fittings will sit in your hotel room after you believe she has nowhere else to go when in fact she is fully aware that you’ve been stood up and she doesn’t want you to be alone. Just like I didn’t like the dozens upon dozens upon roses with little white poppies intermingled in them mere hours after I put my dog to sleep, whose name happens to be Poppy. So if that is the type of person you want for your icon, then I think you have chosen well.”