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Everyone should ask the cast of Ant man why Antman gets a movie but Black Widow hasn't

#Tumblr question #banner question #Antman #black widow #marvel #mcu

Get on a plane and launch yourself into the FUCKIG SUN

#astrophysics #travel tips #Icarus

always drink soda at a 90 degree angle to the floor so you can feel it washing the sin out of you horizontally

#the horizontal tango #repose upon these dusty hills #the mentalistt

tehsexx0rs

This blog has been HACKED

emutree

PUT THAT BLOG BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

tehsexx0rs

stop trying to surpress creativity, we are all going to die and be forgotten anyway

#emutree #cens0rship #i will not stand to be insulted like this

The concept of original thought is based on the false premise that you are an original being. All thoughts have been conceived a million times over by the carbon copies we inherently are.

#new kitten #somnambulist #the Pete discourse

guess who’s fUCKIN G BACK

#it me #crab fishing #the feeling of emptiness is never ending #loss is different from lack

Finally home after a long journey

#dont stop believing #fall trends #borthday

Planning a party?

Make cake and then eat it all and apologize to everyone for not having cake at the party cause you ate it.

OR

Eat the cake anyways. Blame everyone else. Be successful. Stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Unhinge your jaw and swallow it. Later when people think the party is "boooooorrrring", regurgitate the still intact cake and force it into peoples' mouths. LIFE OF THE PARTY. Record you swallowing the cake and play it for your victims guests. Their eyes will be glued to the screen. Literally. Because you will superglue their eyes to the screen for not appreciating your delicate art form of cake regurgitation.

#regurgitation #medulla oblongata #tom hiddleston #safe words