little bird

reblog/personal for @vertebri

[imp]

eating radish is literally the same thing as adderall

[queenrecluse-deactivated2025062]

this isn’t true because i can eat radishes for hours and still be able to maintain an erection and urinate painlessly

[delicateboyz]

Fuck you.

[star-anise]

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

[ruffboi-mags]

Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you’ve got the cash for it) donations so they can keep providing thorough education about sex, consent, relationships, etc to folks of all ages who need it.

[mycroftrh]

@sage-derby Yes!!!

Here’s a rundown of their general policy, from literally the first article I clicked on just now:

As you might be getting from that, they’re pretty intersex inclusive, too. Here’s a sample of something that’s a little more directly about sex-specific stuff in case you’re thinking “well but they said that was just about pleasure tho”:

They have a lot of sections on their site, but number two is Gender:

“That’s probably just like hetero gender dynamics stuff tho…” Nay nay! Here’s a few of the articles from the first page of their “Gender” section:

Scarleteen was a huge help to me as a trans person. They have a live chat that has sex-ed type folks giving real-time answers, and even just the staff+volunteers who happened to be attending to the live chat were able to help me with weird niche trans problems - a decade ago, when trans people, it seemed, damn near didn’t exist. They are EFFING AWESOME and want to help you!!!!

[ithinkthe4thkindisabuttthing]

In addition to LGBTQ+ positivity…

They have a disabled section with stuff for chronic pain. There was a link about navigating consent with non-verbal partners. This is an awesome resource, I’ve never felt so included.

Thank you for introducing me to it!

[ineffectualdemon]

As a parent this is an invaluable resource because lets be real. No matter how close you are to your parents sine things are UncomfortableTM to talk about with your them

So acknowledging that and telling my kid “You can ask me anything but if you’re too embarrassed to ask me something this is a trusted source you can go to” is super important

[star-anise]

Yeah, honestly I don’t even think it’s embarrassment as much as just… boundaries and privacy, that means teens don’t want to walk up to their parents like, “Dad, what should I keep in mind if I want to give oral sex to my partner?”

Sexuality is one of those areas where kids should be developing the ability to figure out their own tastes and preferences beyond what their parents have defined for them. it’s also part of them building relationships outside the family home, and generally learning to operate autonomously. It’s great if kids have a good base of support to fall back on, but honestly it’s healthier for parents and caregivers to say, “I’m going to give you the tools and resources you need to explore this on your own, so you can practice independence, though you can come to me any time you want.”

Like, this whole process of forcing kids to rely 100% on their parents for knowledge about how their bodies work and what sexual pleasure is like is in itself really unhealthy and creepy. It commonly forces kids to secretly go to sources of dubious reliability or trustworthiness, which makes them really vulnerable, especially if telling their parents about any problems they encounter means they need to confess that they broke the rules.  It is so much safer to let kids know where the good resources are, and that they’re allowed to access them.

[littlealienproducts]

Come Back With A Warrant Welcome Mat by Artetak

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I live for these

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

ah, how could I forget the best one

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

and then there's just this:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

have some more

[queensparklekitten]

[papasmoke]

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

[papasmoke]

[verminsblood]

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

[demonius-darkblade]

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

[pedro-martines]

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

[imnotafeddammit]

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

[derkartoffelkonig]

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

[jimmyfury]

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

[brunhiddensmusings]

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

[official-lucifers-child]

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

[crazy-pages]

Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.

[swampgallows]

i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images

[guerrillatech]

No gods no masters

[amvs]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

[beanixwright-deactivated2022030]

hot flaming take i’m abt to slap you with: it’s not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.

[beanixwright-deactivated2022030]

lost a follower for this one!

[transarsonist]

Any situation in which the grades are "bad enough to punish" is a situation in which your child is already struggling, and needs, more than anything, your support and affection.

If you punish them you will teach them nothing but how to loathe

[love-notes-to-survivors]

And that their worth is dependent on what they can accomplish.

[guerrillatech]

[neonstatic]

[ID: Tweet by @.dunwall on March 29, 2021: "satanic panic in the middle of a plage i love renaissance fairs" End ID]

[wegmans]

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[anteultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[anteultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[antiterf]

excuse me sir, but are you the handsome man my heart is looking for?

Sorry but there’s another Tumblr loser I’m dating that also started talking to me through the inbox of this cursed blog

[pride-color-schemes]

Neuro-

Neuro- An umbrella term for when your neurodivergent condition affects your orientation, but it can be used as a standalone identity. Similar concept to neurogender.

Term coined by: @pastelmemer​ (I think)

Neuroalterous:

[image description: a flag with four vertical stripes. From left to right they are: very light blue, light blue, blue, dark blue. A large black infinity symbol is centered on the flag]

Full size [Here]

Neurosensual:

[image description: a flag with four vertical stripes. From left to right they are: very light orange, light orange, orange, dark orange. A large black infinity symbol is centered on the flag]

Full size [Here]

Neuroqueerplatonic:

[image description: a flag with four vertical stripes. The flag has been divided in half horizontally. On the upper half of the flag, the stripes are, from left to right: very light pink, light pink, pink, dark pink. On the lower half, it is the same, but yellow instead of pink. A large black infinity symbol is centered over the flag.]

Full size [Here]

Neuroplatonic:

[image description: a flag with four vertical stripes. From left to right they are: very light yellow, light yellow, yellow, dark yellow. A large black infinity symbol is centered on the flag]

Full size [Here]

Design by: @pastelmemer​

Color meanings: The infinity symbol is commonly used in neurodivergence awareness things. The fading colors most likely mean the fluctuating of your orientation due to neurodivergence.

Check the “Neuro” tag to see designs for different attraction types for this orientation (sexual/romantic/alterous/platonic/etc)!

Full pride gallery HERE! FAQ and “dictionary” of genders, orientations, and other related terms HERE. Send any questions to Ask-Pride-Color-Schemes!

[logchamp-moved-deactivated20220]

[ image description: 3 pictures of the same flag. the first has 5 stripes, gray, red, pink, blue, and green, with a red star outline overtop it. the next is the previous flag without the the star. the 3rd is the flag with the hex codes and meanings of each stripe.

“ #484B4D inability to visualize / #D72A29 vague concept of gender / #EE0FFE separation from the binary / # 256FEE neurodiversity / #7DD815 comfort in oneself ” end image description ]

aphantasgender - a gender affected by ones inability to visualize, or aphantasia. when you think of your gender, nothing comes to mind, but you recognize something being there. the recognition of a gender without being able to visualize or describe it. please do not use if you do not have aphantasia

do not screenshot for cringe/“mogai hell” blogs. rbs r appreciated!

[8oyz]

can we get a “fuck terfs fuck truscum and fuck tony” in the chat please

[grove-sky]

Incognitasensius

I made this for my personal experience

A gender where your true gender feelings are unknown but you identify with genders like for example with me I use xenogenders to relate my gender with stuff and how my gender feels but I'll never be able to fully grasp my real gender since I have unknown gender feelings which feel non existent.

[computerizedmogai]

kandimagna - a gender that feels bright and colorful and due to Neurodiversity loud and excited!! coined by @mogaiwormz flag by me.