t.

don’t follow me. I’m annoying and reblog everything. Mostly cats.

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[unclefather]

me in a pet store: i’d like to speak with your manager

cashier: what’s the problem?

me: you have ratatollie over there in a cage with no equipment… nothing to cook… you think these are fair living conditions? he lives to cook

[aqualuv]

Put more love into the universe

[iamtherealjamesdean]

‪some of you never got emotionally attached to a tv series only for it be cancelled and it shows‬

[f-u-g-i-t-i-v-o]

“She lives the poetry she cannot write.”

— Oscar Wilde (via inventans)

[owocassio-deactivated20200914]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

[confirmance]

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[sxb4by]

[grimdark]

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

when you’re trying 2 write “tru” and u accidentally write “gru” instead

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[michellepsychologist]

Aww 😻😻😻

[chickenfarmersan]

[strikelikeahawk]

This is so fucking important.

[owlsongsandgoblinlaughs]

UGH YES OKAY TIME TO BE THIS WAY!!!!!

[qaradise]

*acts innocent but thinks about riding the fuck out of you*

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[littlewitchlingrowan]

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

[unclefather]

[machetelanding]