T E L B A T

Without porn, we are meaningless.

[telbat]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[telbat]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I think my stepdad accidentally added me to his work chat...I don’t know how to bring that up mgsksjsjs

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i’m not going undercover @ replies lmfao

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

ok chad idea

[honeyglazedbabe]

Good afternoon to this film poster and this film poster only

[princekraehe-moved]

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

The fact that this movie is a psychological thriller, and the poster is meant to be unsettling not horny shows the immense cowardice of the cis heterosexuals

[rslashrats]

girl i can make that urethra click

[epic-leprachaun]

excuse me?

[rslashrats]

sorry let me repeat myself: girl i can make that urethra click

[powerfulwizard]

normalize having long and hot sessions of homosexual sex with your friends

[deadsicksad]

normalize therapy

[powerfulwizard]

normalize having long and hot sessions of homosexual sex with your therapist

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

CAUSE OF DEATH: Had sex with a pharaoh

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

DISTURBING: Local Woman's Pussy Found In A Sarcophagus

[ghostdives]

[malanoite]

is this Chromatica

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Lol my large and handsome pig didn't find Anything of interest in your yard

[gayvian]

wives describing their cop husbands at a garage sale

[iamoutofideas]

you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

- the john green goblin

[justsomeantifas]

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves… 

and so he deleted.

[fattyatomicmutant]

It was the 23 cock vore and hyper breast images I submitted ever so kindly to his box.

[justsomeantifas]

god bless our troops.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[thegingerpowers]

[marlas-dress]

Investigative reporting

[groovy-bastard]

[a-fiendish-thingy]

This speaks to me on a deep, spiritual level.

[sorcerersage-deactivated2025042]

Gonzo is an nb icon no takebacks

[cosed]

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

[cosed]

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?

[uncle-beanbag]

Glass technology evolved because of wine.

Wine used to be stored in clay pots for drinking but then people started blowing glass and realized how pretty wine was in a clear glass bottles. They also realized that glass bottles with curves magnified the image and after decades of experementation they started grinding glass with curves and sand to get that magnification. This is also where the telescope and magnifying glass came from. Eventually after telescopes and looking to the heavens were all the rage people started hand crafting reading glasses which gave their wearers an extra decade of reading with bad eyes. By the mid 1700’s they were common and Ben Franklin figured out how to combine two different magnifications into one lense. By 1900 it was incredibly common to have eyeglasses and actual perscriptions were being developed. Post WWII saw a boom in lense technology filtering down from industrial applications making it cheaper and more affordable. Now days you can typically walk into a dollar store and buy a pair of reading glasses all thanks to some glass blower a thousand years ago that liked to look at his wine.

[mobius-ofc]

All of human history comes down to alcohol and horses

[visual-infinity]

Fire burning inside of a tree due to a lightning strike

[manrippedapartbydogs]

keebler elf gender reveal party

[clear-page-deactivated20201125]

It’s not fire: