TeleFrancais Pineapple

Téléfrançais! Téléfrançais! Bonjour! Allô! Salut! Téléfrançais! Téléfrançais! Lisez! Parlez avec nous! C’est formidable! Exceptionnel! C’est excellent! Sensationnel! C’est merveilleux! C’est magnifique! C’est le français fantastique! Téléfrançais! Téléfrançais! Téléfrançais! --------------------------------------------

[i-am-l-ananas]

I'm just here to say that I know that you are plotting world domination, don't deny it, Mr. Ananas. ~ Your friendly neighborhood ground-apple P.S. you are the reason for most of my childhood trauma.

[adobe-outdesign]

You were talking about disturbing kids show characters, I don't believe anyone mentioned l'ananas from telefrancais? (Apologies if someone did and I missed it, but he is a worthy contender)

okay, sure, great

wait no

[gypsyastronaut]

[rub-a-dubb]

I went for a walk during lunch and tHIS WAS ADVERTISED IN A BAKERY WINDOW

[ask-aph-fruk]

google the horror that is Je Suis Un Ananas. then draw france as the pineapple. please.

[snowwellie]

reblog if this pineapple demon still haunts your dreams

[crapstitch]

I’ve been obsessed with this goddamn pineapple for almost 15 years

[miraimaina-blog]

NEVER WATCH A SHOW CALLED TELEFRANCAIS

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH OTHER PEOPLE

THEN THEY PHOTOSHOP THIS AND PUT IT UP IN THE CLASSROOM AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE

[futanyari]

Relationship goals

[telefrancaispineapple]

You: Je suis un ananas

Me, an intellectual: Les ananas ne parlent pas

[chadleorio]

dont even look at me if you arent wearing this:

[chadleorio]

dont even look at me if you arent wearing this:

[telefrancaispineapple]

guy: i heard you know how to french ;)

me: *sweating nervously* je suis un ananas

[mexmun]

The final product

[teampetee]

I’m a pineapple!!!! #jesuislanana #telefrancais #allmymomatewaspineapple

[regenerated]

help

[i-am-l-ananas]

what could be more spooky than a talking pineapple