Only the best poats

just a regular cashew white guy

[lesbianshepard]

[aflo]

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

[aflo]

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

[futanyari]

In honor of Big Mouth Season 5 I decided to mint my masterpiece on opensea

Check it out here

#nsfw

[shoolis]

[sydrichie]

[futanyari]

Wtf was that ending

[willow]

sorry

[pinkarroty]

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[tacomel420]

working in customer service be like

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[demon-freak-from-below-deactiva]

um

[remedialaction]

[noahnomore]

[smashingpumpkinspicelattes]

[fourtccn]

okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:

-he was in office less than a year

-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day

-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny

-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?

-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”

-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"

-he almost drowned TWICE that year already

-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less

-they named a pool in his honor

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

you ever think about how both wojak and polandball, two memes that ended up being turned into literally hundreds of variations and expressing essentially every possible opinion, political position or other group imaginable were both originally made to make fun of one single polish user on a german 4chan clone

[transgenderer]

holy shit

Krautchan.net was a German-language imageboard whose /int/ board was frequented by English-speaking netizens. The beginning of the Polandball meme is credited to Falco, a British user on /int/, who created the meme in September 2009 using Microsoft Paint in an apolitical way to troll Wojak, a Pole on the same board who contributed in broken English, after which Polandball cartoons were enthusiastically drawn by Russians.[1][3][4]

“Wojak” was originally the nickname of a Polish user on the English-language “International” board of the defunct German imageboard Krautchan.[1] He started posting the picture that later became known as Wojak sometime around 2010, often accompanying it with the template phrase “That feel when X” along with variants.[2] Both the face and the phrase “that feel when X” originated from a Polish imageboard called vichan. It spread to other international imageboards, including 4chan, where by 2011 an image of two Wojaks hugging each other under the caption “I know that feel bro” gained popularity. Wojak’s face was also paired with the phrase “that feel” or “that feel when”, often shortened to “tfw”.[1]

what must it be to BE wojak

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[tsunglasses]

Rugby fans actually be like

[meshugenist]

runescape is exactly like real life in every way

[gravegospel]

when i was like eleven years old and barely able to speak english i was playing runescape and i was so stoked since it was my birthday i went around just telling people in town. 

someone was like “yo happy birthday do you want me to trim your armor for you as a gift?” i gave them my gear to “trim it” and they took me out into the wilderness fucking killed me then left the world. since then i’ve only ever known suffering so i can’t say this post is inaccurate

[kushblazer666]

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[telltaletypist]

i think i might have an anxiety disorder

[telltaletypist]