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chubbyquicksand:

you flatter me, really. i don’t deserve such adoring sweetness, but please, say that thing about my eyes again.

anyway. i ask because i’ve been havin’ a hell of a time trying to find one that works for me. i went with Merseilles for awhile but ain’t nothin’ click there, so i was just curious as to what took to the others.

Aw, I bet ya think yer funny, huh? Sorry ta be the bearer of bad news, but I ain’t really laughin’ here.

Well, I also use a few other ones without much trouble.  It’s just that this is the one I’ve had fer the longest, I suppose.  It’s the one I take out when I’m in a stint and I need to get myself out the figurative ditch.  It’s my ‘feelin’ low’ deck, y’know?  Wouldn’t say it connects ta me positively.

Ya want one that I use fer most of my readin’s, I’d recommend the Golden.

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thspian​ And here we go with round two.  Finally got settled somewhere he’s happy with.  Movin’ on.

Past:

Y’all also got the Five of Swords here, so iffin’ it ain’t too much considerin’, I’d redirect ya to the first part here.  Sorry for the lack of real personalization on it, but 2 AM ain’t the best time for that, huh?

Present:

The Hermit -- Signifies guidance.  This could be yer own ‘higher self’ speakin to ya, advice from a trusted friend, or somethin’ said to ya by a seasoned professional.  It’d be wise ta listen to the wisdom offered, and yer own gut feelings, in yer present situation. Those who speak from experience should be able to give y’all some much - needed perspective, as they’ve been down the path yer walkin’ currently. Alternatively, the hermit could also indicate a need ta withdraw from the outtermost world, and really focus on yer inner self.

Future:

Three of Cups -- Indicates the celebration of friendship an’ the joys of bein’ together.  You’ll soon be enjoyin’ some much needed time with close friends, rememberin’ good times y’all’ve shared together. This'll be a time of appreciation of the deeper sense uh understandin' that you share with 'em.  It's said that we find few true friends in our lifetime.  Treasure yers always.

[telemystic]

its okay im tired anyways just let me curl up around you r porkbutt and snooze MMMmmm no more pyng fo rme tyipgin sh.

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becuase deep down ( ba da da da daa) you're lovin' it

[venyav]

it's okay meme dad im using protection i got my chapstick and everything i learned from the best.

THAT’S M’BOY. 

[venyav]

oh no my meme son is being all mushy and romantic where i can see it stop you are like 6 years old and kissing is evil

[telemystic]

3 true love < 3

I know I just said this before I typed it, but why do I keep postin these.

[mirandaruby]

[telemystic]

SOTOP PUT THE L WORD AWAY GOD G DI EON. mmf smother me with your mouth and not my pillow boss, its a better way to go about killing me slowly.

[telemystic]

okay but just let me admire you a little bit where it can be public becuase a. its all true and b. i forgot my email again.

I’m gonna smother ya with yer damn pillow, Leslie Pines.

[telemystic]

its okay though because my boyfriend is beautiful and sexy and i figure this is how those old ass rich white guys feel when p.y.ts marry them for their money. except i don't have money. why are you here.

[telemystic]

giddydun gleefull love his cards more than me B(

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hey man, we ain't really chatted or nothing, but i'm Gags Gleeful, what's up, i'm one'a your kooky variants and i got a question: what deck are you using, if ya don't mind me asking?

I’m kinda disgusted ta see the terrible outcomes someone as beautiful as me coulda taken.  Can’t say I’m too interested in knowin’ anymore, either.

Paola Angelotti’s Phoenix tarot, though.  My personal favorite, and one no one’s allowed to touch but me.

[telemystic]

Phew.  Gimme a sec, I’ll get to the next one.  I need to take care of someone whinin about not gettin enough attention real quick.

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whispersamongthetrees So, I’m doin’ y’all a three card readin’ because someone won’t move and give me any room for a better spread.  If y’all want somethin’ else next time, lemme know, I’ll accommodate ya.

Past ( refers to recent events and challenges that just took place, things that’ve led up to your present situation, an’ your role in ‘em ):

Five of Swords -- Indications of defeat.  Maybe y’all’ve lost a battle ( most likely a mental one ), and ya’ve found yourself in a situation of retreat, seekin’ to calm them choppy waters of yer emotions.

A score-keeper is indicated on the card here, someone motivated by revenge and vindication; someone at the heart of yer troubles.  It’s a good reminding indication ta avoid the lust of yer own revenge, showin’ that hurt and pain will be yer only result.  Yer wounds need time to heal. Suggestion for now is to concede yer defeat, and find new things ta focus on, lettin’ this go.

Present ( refers to what is happenin’ right now; typically what sparks people to seek a readin’ in the first place. Most people would say this card is what helps them decide what to do next. ):

The Moon -- Indications of uncertainty.  When the Moon is in yer present, it means things aren’t what they seem.  Deception of one’s self, or from another, is strongly underlined.  Usin’ extreme caution when dealin’ with others is advised. New information might be comin’ to you, possibly in a dream or through a vision.  In any case, when the truth is exposed, it must be dealt with. Acceptin’ the darker, wilder side can bring peace; denial only brings chaos.

Future ( what lies around the corner.  an official ‘heads up’ about where yer situation’s headed now. ):

The Fool -- Indications of a lack of personal faith.  The Fool in your future means there’s gonna come up a situation right soon, and yer gonna need to look on it with optimism.  Yer gonna need to take a leap of faith, takin’ only the baggage that benefits ya, with the ultimate trust that yer gonna make it alright. The Fool will encourage you ta work past yer fears, and believe that anything is possible.

[telemystic]

dontcallmelittledipper:

W-what? No I- that was a mistake. I promise. Totally an accident.

Now, didn’tcher momma ever teach ya not to lie, Dipper Pines?

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whispersamongthetrees replied to your post:

I guess I’d be interested in a general reading or something.

Comin’ right up!

thspian replied to your post:

How does that work exactly?

Depends what you’re lookin’ for.  I could do a general reading and just give you a little insight, or try and give ya some insight on a situation or a question; whatever suits ya.