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@televisionarygary
the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors
[weakly] did everyone have fun at the horrors
can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid
i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
kind eyes of angels
murder cheat and fuck your way through boston so god destroys it like she did with sodom and gomorrah
okay ! i will. what prompted this though
in every friend group, there’s at least one:
psychic Southern belle who wants just a little bit of forbidden knowledge
terrifying goth woman who wants kids to think she’s cool
rock whose sleep schedule is more ambigious than their gender
soft-voiced kleptomaniac with goat legs
exhausted man who multiclassed as short king and team dad
geriatric returning character with quests
Claptrap
I’m already veeeeery invested
Dorian: I was ROBBED in the streets, my pockets picked. Do you catch my drift?
Fearne: absolutely. Scamming people here is easy as fuck
rb if you are about to lose your shit, have already lost your shit, or support people who lose their shit
Nudes are so 2017. Send me money.
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
Another good boomer joke
jealous cause his neighbor’s serving cunt
these marvel tv shows are basically therapy sessions for the characters who need it the most, change my mind