Feelin Like Pussy, Feelin Like Cunt

Jess. I like reptiles and not updating my theme. Sorry.

[erarg]

[biscuit-tornado]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[shegiles]

(good save)

[nevver]

In the glooming, Patrick McCormack

[gif87a-com]

[drowningxlessons-deactivated202]

This is surreal

[fluffmugger]

#oh to have the gravitas of a domesticated goose

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[levourdalak]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright “Dreaming” (1928), by Maxfield Parrish

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[oldschoolfrp]

What A Night for a Knight – the 1st Scooby Doo episode aired 13 Sept, 1969

[heartmagician]

[nevver]

Dead at 58, Daniel Johnston

[rattlesnakessss]

I just found this diary of all my grandmothers friends who have passed away from the 1930s to the 90s

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

“Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin (via naturaekos)

[shiftythrifting]

this ominous shirt from goodwill in maplewood, mn

[barbarabeebo]

cats be like