WARNING: WILL ATTACK YOU AND BITE YOU AND KILL AND MURDER AND MA

HEAVENLY RESTRICTION IN BIO

[tellinggazes]

hey pinned here my dni is pretty loose honestly(its basically just the classic dni criteria) but if i get uncomfortable ill just straight block you oh yeah and if you want me to boost something or want me to delete anything just shoot me a message and ill take care of it 

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[wizardarchetypes]

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

[radrush]

[delmondo]

[charl0ttan]

youre gonna love this bro. its called settings

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[jeviltail]

[pallorette]

batter’s ultimatum

youtube link with added funny funny captions

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[cassiebnuy]

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

[100line]

Peace and love on the planet earth

[somestrangeangels]

This is the best subreddit actually

[a-book-of-creatures]

I’m very bad at following good advice but “it is the other person’s job to tell you that they’re mad at you” is one that definitely should be followed more often

[a-book-of-creatures]

How it feels knowing they are not mad at you because they haven’t said so

[a-book-of-creatures]

As you can see the waters around Mad At You Island are teeming with life. And they are Happy

[lightnersdream-archive]

depiction isn't endorsement but not all depictions have the same merit

[lightnersdream-archive]

the more sensitive a subject is the harsher the criticism will be if you fuck it up. that's how this works