Constantine - The Hellblazer Sentence Meme
“You have something to say to my ass, it’s right here waiting.”
“Tell us we’re beautiful.”
“Ah, the good stuff then.”
“Well hello, handsome stranger.”
“Honestly, I’m not the yelling type.”
“And all I had to do was scream at nothing!”
“That’s terrible. Stop it.”
“Now throw a shirt on. Or don’t.”
“Look at their awful nubbin teeth.”
“So you liked a girl once! Such juicy gossip!”
“So I can go back to forgetting we know each other.”
“See you two never again.”
“It’s what they say about me. Reliable.”
“I’ll cry myself raw tonight. I really will.”
“Let’s grab ourselves a drink.”
“We’re not braiding hair.”
“Man the hell up and admit you’re lost in this.”
“When have I ever had a bad idea?”
“Just reminding you all your ideas are terrible.”
“They looked like they needed a drink.”
“Lots of things have gone wrong at subways.”
“Now there’s a terrible idea still on the table.”
“It’s the thrill of substainably farmed, reasonably prized alaskan salmon.”
“Hell, I could stop Justin-bloody-Bieber.”
“I felt like I was going to die. I felt like I was going to live forever.”
“Now why would I do a silly thing like that?”
“You like the creepy crawly stuff then?”
“I can practically see you blushing.”
“Honestly, there’s no pleasing her.”
“And what does a pretty young boy like you know of murder?”
“Praise the lord and all his asses.”
“This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Never took you as the boring type.”
“Well, I’m not your nursemaid.”
“Can’t a fellow break in for a simple reminiscence?”
“I don’t want to know anything.”
“That’s not a tear for me, is it?”
“Don’t even have the faintest what I’m looking for, really.”
“The difference is only in your intention.”
“Can’t you find it in your heart to help a lost soul?”
“I seriously, professionally, need your help.”
“I’ll never forgive you for this.”
“Perfect moment to eat up all the neighbors.”
“Whatever strange force in the universe wants me to shag that bloke needs to bugger off.”
“Lord, that’s a bit dark even for me.”
“Bit of an asshole, really. Not the best lay, either. But nice shoulders.”
“Okay, so what have we learned?”
“I should curse this thing and put it back there.”
“She’s a 22-year-old art school kid of course she thought she could handle it.”
“You can’t just eat other people’s dogs!”
“There are pointy things in there, you’ll get hurt.”
“I don’t need anyone. I never have.”
“You can stay here and get murdered.”
“I’m having trouble denying myself, here.”
“You only want me for my brioche.”
“This is no way to pay a visit.”
“How’s that different from any tuesday?”
“Trees alone do not eat people.”
“What makes me your go-to gardener?”
“And you’re a bit of an asshole.”
“Kids nowadays. Nobody knows how to find a proper spot to shag in a bush.”
“You’re tripping high as a kite, aren’t you?”
“So it’s just going to be right to the stabbing, then.”
“Nobody understands the art of foreplay anymore.”
“Not like I’m setting the whole forest on fire.”
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