This week, on the Real Housewives of Konoha,
I like talking shit, and spending other people's credit cards✨
My Husband refuses to pay child support, and I'm a huge fucking lesbian ✨
My husband might be gay and in a committed relationship, but I'm a simp till I die ✨
My love interest died for no reason, and I don't have a canonical last name ✨
My husband might not have a last name, but we only got married in the first place for tax benefits and sharing crop tops ✨















