Stay Happy There

[nottootypical]

Birb for President 2k16

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here

[jayce]

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i’m made of stardust and self loathing

[gayscifi]

name a more iconic duo than straight girl’s lesbophobia and fetishization of gay men…. i’ll wait

[trisangel1]

Straight boy’s gayphobia and fetishization of lesbians

[sexandtheastrology]

ARIES, LEOS ,SCORPIOS, & SAGITTARIUSES be like:

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

[yaushie]

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

[queenofattolia]

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

answer the question grave robber

[woesofwednesday]

[devildoer-deactivated20140805]

Me for the next 35 days

[kyillerqueen]

“You’re so laid back and chill” it’s depression, my dude

[tempest-at-the-teaparty]

me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate

my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

[viviae]

[kanyewesticle]

*is at the movies with  a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*