Maybe Its Not My Weekend But ItsGonna Be My Year!

My personal shitposts Australia

[evan-buck]

You’re surprising.

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[lesparapluies]

[youlovetoseeit]

easter memes

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone in unision: "SAVE THE BEES"

The same everyone: *maintaining their yard like a landed english gentry from 1798 but with roundup*

[tocapturethisvoice]

Even if that means infinity through If being productive is being with you Then baby I don’t want to waste another day

[dailyskams]

[laurens-german]

Actually, you’re clearly Booth, I’m Bones, obviously.

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[b00bconnoisseur]

I WAS JUS THINKING ABT THIS POST THE OTHER DAY WHILE EATIN A CANDY CANE

[sepulchritude]

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

[thenerdyindividual]

[historieofbeafts]

It can be difficult for birdwatching amateurs to really get a handle on all the different types of birds, so I thought before jumping into the facts we’d cover Bird Identification 101, with the help of a 13th century French bestiary.

Crow

Hawk

Nightingale

Raven

Quail

Partridge

Hoopoe

Phoenix

It can be tricky at first, but hopefully this illustrates some of the key differences.

[Masterful array of perfectly generic birds from Bibliothèque nationale de France here]

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[okiitos]

Solution:

[quasarkisses]

Modern solutions: Does anyone know the range of a flare gun?

[teenscoolest]

[frodo-sam]

[foxbowl]

Riverdale 15-year-olds vs actual 15-year-olds

[black-nata]

is this a “spot the pedophile media creators” game

[jackkdaniels]

we all make fun of Zuko for “that’s rough buddy” but like. how the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone just nonchalantly says “my girlfriend turned into the moon”

[notquitetoxic]

We were making fun of him? I thought we had all collectively decided it was a Mood

[urdone-urdone]

[showmethesneer]

Interesting what they all have in common…

[stvrgrs-archive]

@ All the people in the notes saying “it’s bc they’re side characters!! Stop making it abt race when it isn’t!!”

1) yes it is about race

2) Bucky and Loki are both side characters and they have entire sub-fandoms stfu your whiteness is showing

[aki-nostoy]

tags by @wing-heads