Crazy Shit My Friends Say

Friend Group Key: My dumbass:🌯 My gf:🔪 Rat: 🐀 Cam:🗑️✨ Sasha🧂 Trent:🛩️

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"Porn?.....PORN"~🛩️

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"You're still not fucking my neck" ~🔪

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"I have a serious set of invisible tiddies" ~✨🗑️

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"I got good at waterboarding" ~ 🔪

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"How do men not realize this is five foot three of d*ke" ~ 🔪

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"Do not fuck the tooth!! Dinky does not deserve that!!!!" ~ 🌯

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"Grimace wants to swim between your thighs"~🔪

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"I'm going to look like grimace ate me out" ~ 🔪

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"Just feel the sides up" ~ 🔪

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"Not the semen the demon" ~ 🔪

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"The strugger is real" ~ ✨🗑️, 🔪, 🌯

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TW: Drugs, Roofie

"A goodly Roofie" ~ 🔪

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" Do you or a love one have increased probability of being an incest baby?" ~✨🗑️

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Girlfriend posting, op says she wouldn't help me if I was an isopod stuck on my back. Cancel her

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"You're my alpha male" ~ 🌯

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"Old enough to be a child predator" ~ 🔪

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"I'm going to stab you with a smencil" ~ 🔪