This week on what the hell happened
Starting it off Robo-Ky was attempting to “Rizz” every woman he saw, causing Elphelt to list “Looking for a husband (except Robo-Ky)” in her bio.
The sorcerer asked ABA/Paracelsus how to escape purgatory inciting a quest for the spell “Estrogen.” This interaction led to Para realizing their true self, and transitioning thanks to aid from Faust and Bridget.
In other news Elphelt discovered what Yuri was. In an attempt to recruit new band members she came to I-no who flustered Elphelt. (W Rizz)
One of this week’s top stories, The First King of Illyria, Ky Kiske, officially joined Tumblr and started drama right away. He sent threats to Robo-Ky wishing to see him quote, “hung in the streets,” and then proceeding to call RK a slur after transitioning, once again aided by the good doctor Faust. Ky then went to claim she was, “on her period,” however her wife, and the Queen, Dizzy forced her to make a Ukulele apology video.
Zato-1 joined and Elphelt asked him out, Zato wasn’t interested but provided El a picture made by Eddie, which professed the shadow gremlins love to her. After being embarrassed by Zato Eddie stole his account and is now heading it for the time being.
Faust agreed to give Bridget HRT
The biggest story this week and I believe is still underway, the Mayship 2 has floated away from the Jellyfish’s main fleet.
The ship then crashed into ABA and her wife’s house after ABA attempted to fight it off with the use of a rocket launcher given to her by an unknown source.
It them passed over head of Axl in its way to Illyria causing him to alert May
Ramlethal and Elphelt made attempts to stop the vessel but weren’t successful, Eddie seeing his Queen might be in danger grew to kaiju level sizes also attempting to stop the ship to equal success.
The ship continued causing chaos within the capital as Ram and El attempted to escort the royal family away. El contacted Sin and told him to stay away from the capitol as it was under siege to which he complied.
The airship then approached the nation of Zepp where it came into communication contact with Zepp, Gabriel wasn’t impressed, and the boat left.
Sometime during the commotion Raven attempted to quote, “get rammed by the ship, because it would make him feel something.”
Zappa and Potemkin offered to provide ABA and Para residence after the destruction of their house, seemingly taking the offer presented by Potemkin.
The ship continued to sail across the sky until reaching the Underside bake shop where the local baker rushed out and made an attempt to stop the ship from hitting his shop. While he was successful in defending his shop it was at the cost of his own life. Millia and Faust rushed to his side, Faust accidentally ramming a wheelchair into Venom’s foot, attempted to resuscitate him. their efforts proving successful as Venom woke up to the Russian bear hug of Millia and the happy cheers of those in attendance. In the commotion it appears Axl popped in and placed an “UWU badge” on Venom.
However not all was fine and dandy as the ship proceeded to float away and crash into Slayer’s house to his and Sharon’s dismay.
The ship which now appears to have been sentient asked Raven to help teleport it out of Slayer’s mansion, this wasn’t successful. The airship then called to Izuna who refused claiming he couldn’t use his powers quote, “ I don’t know what 2 tell you, I can’t do shit diddly rn.”
Johnny the head of the Jellyfish pirates is currently en-route to the scene on the behest of May
Word also has it that the criminal known as Malcom Myers has escaped prison and is on the run with a bounty of 30,000 W$
In lighter news Testament hosted a tea party inviting people such as Millia, Eddie, and ABA / Para. I have no other idea where to put this in but Test also got an intern who is a rat person, hopefully they do a good job.
Raven, Happy Chaos, Axl, and Zappa smoked weed together
It would appear none of these events have impacted Dr Paradigm as he continues valuable research on Gears.
All of these events have been communicated to Asuka thanks to his clone
