how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand

❦ kate ❦ oxford comma enthusiast ❦ self-appointed queen of cluedo ❦

[tempestandtea]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The whole point of a blind date is that you're not supposed to see it coming, right?

[tempestandtea]

just found out that all the major second-hand record shops in a 25 mile radius of my home know my dad as “the Beatles guy”

And we wonder why I turned out the way I did.

[fnordseer5]

ambivalent beach boys: would it be nice?

[monarcho-mysticism]

passive aggressive beach boys: well wouldn't that be nice.

[doccywhomst]

philosophical beach boys: why would it be nice…

[xoxoemynn]

I just feel this is important to share for reaction image purposes.

[nevver]

Glimmerati, Claudia Keep

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[itstimetogo]

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[2productive]

[iiumz]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[tempestandtea]

there are two wolves inside me. both of them are watching the sheep detectives together, but one of them is thinking “aw I love these sheep they’re so cute” and the other is standing in front of a chalkboard frantically trying to piece together how this could be an allegory for religious deconstruction

[saltwater-goldfishy]

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

[raviolireptile]

I had to draw this

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[cherubg1rl]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[edgarallennope]

[greenycrimson]