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[oneprotagonistshort]

I really really really really really really like you

for @goatyoat

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

me whenever the stars are visible

[anywhoozles]

[ducttapealliance]

Little hamsters big adventures

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

absolutely going rabid, still, after weeks about them. anywho!

I was really self indulgent with this, don’t worry it’s gonna happen again

also! working on a post about the idea of dirk as the little prince I just needed to break for a minute and then I went a little crazy and a little wild with it

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

[pmamtraveller]

By Jocelin Carmes

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[maryfitzroy]

I think this middle aged mormon software engineer turned game show host would fit in on this webbed site send post

[hellincarnation]

“Are you a green flag?” “Are you a red flag?” bitch im a white flag 🏳️ i GIVE UP

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[gamechangershow]

hello???

[theguywiththewhitespot]

I wonder how many Grants Grant shot his shot with in the Grant room.

[senso1954]

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

[cuarthol]

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

[speciesbarocus]

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

[birdsquirrel]

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

[nettlewildfairy]

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

[nettlewildfairy]

Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him

The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.

[nettlewildfairy]

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.