I Was Put On This Earth To Fight God

I'm Jewish I'm video game and im coffee -- 26 -- I'm happy to tag things if you let me know what to tag them

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[tucsonfog]

[dogpuppy]

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[halondrus]

[treecitysessions]

[targetedknowledge]

[ego-robot]

Do you think you're being the noble eagle right now? You're being the dodent.

girl get a grip

[blemgoid]

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[sashthesloth]

The court jester has arrived

[chloematis]

Tell us a joke little guy!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[dogshitdotnet]

Come on .... Lady luck !!!

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted