I Was Put On This Earth To Fight God

I'm Jewish I'm video game and im coffee -- 26 -- I'm happy to tag things if you let me know what to tag them

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[hitmyvape]

when something should be common knowledge im gonna start sayin "this is playstation ONE man"

[hitmyvape]

like this is not even playstation 2 we're talking playstation one

[sunburnt-brian]

[dogpuppy]

[zeelatunes]

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[godisafujoshi]

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

[sexchangedotcom]

dude turn on music. any album