Become Afflicted @phar1ka - Tumblr Blog

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

#who wants to have a logistical nightmare all over my chest

forsetcabiri

Piece at @asp-ian This one's a cat now

asp-ian

:3

innerchildabortionclinic

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

innerchildabortionclinic

I think I just hate the phrase golden retriever boyfriend

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

pugzysixtyfour

sakuu

(XユーザーのHEXAAさん: 「そろそろ来てくれないかな m200 https://t.co/i95uNCEJQj」 / Xから)

odibatoraso

reluctantlybouncingonit

Speaking from experience, sex can just be this for a while, clothes and all

im-mender

hip slam is common play behavior

fallout-lou-begas

I got to interview John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats about Pokemon, really grateful for an opportunity to speak to such an illustrious artist as such a big fan

malibuklaus

galadriel1010

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

transcyberism

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.