𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝚂: 𝚁𝙴𝙱𝙴𝙻𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂. feel free to change pronouns/tenses/anything to suit scenarios, etc.
the jedi knights are all but destroyed.
i’m just trying to sell a couple jogans here.
well, who’s gonna stop us?
sorry, sorry. not looking for trouble.
stay on alert! repeat, this is a code red.
thanks for doing the heavy lifting!
if the big guy catches you, he’ll end you! good luck!
okay, you caught me! i give up!
hey, look— i stole this stuff, whatever it is, fair and square.
you have a better option? come on!
do you have any idea what these are worth on the black market?
you said this was a routine op. what happened down there?
please, it’s been a difficult morning.
how about a little less attitude and a little more altitude?
if i didn’t know better, i’d think you did that on purpose.
if you knew better, we wouldn’t be in this situation.
look, i was just doing the same thing you were.
you have no idea what i was doing. you don’t know me.
nothing would thrill me more than tossing you out while in flight.
aren’t you a little busy at the moment?
you’re not thinking what i think you’re thinking.
they knew our protocol and were waiting in position.
it could signify the spark of rebellion.
next time they make a move, we’ll be waiting for them.
if i told you, i’d have to kill you. and i might just kill you anyway.
look, i know you’re not gonna believe me— but it’s like this thing wanted me to take it.
you’re right, i don’t believe you.
lightsaber? isn’t that the weapon of the jedi.
not too good at following directions, are you?
who are you people? i mean, you’re not thieves exactly.
we’re not exactly anything. we’re a crew, a team— in some ways, a family.
if he tries anything, sound the alarm or shoot him.
i owe those hairy beast. they saved some of my people.
if we don’t intercept this ship, we’ll never find them.
can we please get rid of him?
you know, this whole “mission” thing is nuts.
i’m not against sticking it to the empire, but there’s no way i’d stick my neck out this far. who does that?
at least things seem to be going smoother than our last op.
it’s a trap! we gotta get out of here! it’s a trap!
the kid’s blowing another op!
they’ll follow the plan. it’ll be fine.
yeah, ‘cause the plan’s gone just great so far.
artificial gravity is down for two minutes!
attention, rebel ship— surrender or be destroyed.
this is your first and last warning.
i can’t see it from here. how’d it look?
wow, you’re about as bright as a binary droid.
i believe the lower hanger is a diversion.
and this time, try not to leave until everyone’s back aboard.
first you ditch me, then you hit me?
thanks. thank you— i really didn’t think you’d come back for me.
have you heard of the spice mines of kessel?
i’ve come this far. might as well finish the job.
i think you have something that belongs to me.
good luck saving the galaxy.
you can learn what it truly means to be a jedi.
so we’re arm dealers again?
i already know the mission. let’s head to the spaceport.
you have plenty of room! stop crowding me?
i have never been so insulted.
i can’t risk an incident spoiling these negotiations.
secret mission. what secret mission?
trust an astromech to ruin everything.
i couldn’t help noticing your predicament.
so we steal to stay alive. see? told you i already knew this.
you can short-circuit an entire ship with these.
you appear to be malfunctioning again.
hurry! we’re running out of… time’s up!
you’re trying to shoot me?
the mission is doomed, and so are we.
jedi training? never heard of it.
have no fear. help is on the way.
remain calm, my friend. all i need is your location.
finally— someone on your crew who understands business.
my friend, i hope you live to bargain another day.
now you’re speaking my language. i’ll go get my gear.
i knew some form of rescue would arrive.
wait— don’t shoot! don’t shoot!
the simplest gesture of kindness can fill a galaxy with hope.
for now, show me what you have on your rebels.
you recorded everything, old friend?
very funny. but i don’t need your help.
well, this isn’t some place— it’s my place.
don’t go blaming this on me!
this is my ship you’re wrecking, and i want you off it.
don’t even think about coming back without at least one meiloorun fruit.
you made me lose the rest of the supplies!
don’t crowd me, i’m flying here!
so now, i’d be saving your life— right?
you do realize this isn’t your room?
at least tell me you dismantled the locator beacon.
do you know which way we’re supposed to go?
what’s the worst that could happen?
we both could wind up dead.
oh, boy— here goes nothing!
let’s just say we’re eternally even.
i didn’t want it to fall back into the empire’s hands.
thought it was a moment that needed to be immortalized.
you did say you wanted to be my inspiration.
