Official author and babysitter.

My publisher thought this was a good idea.

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windows9k replied to your post:What’s this about going to Rose’s?

Roxy’s gonna show me how to fuck the moon.

Please do not fuck the moon.

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I am all for having a guest if Dave is willing to let you go.

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What's this about going to Rose's?

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The Kingdom by Seb Janiak

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George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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Considering making a flight out to see the cousin.

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If it was Pizza Hut, wouldn't that be cannibalism?

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I have zero product in my hair. It just does this.

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Pizza Hut is human. What a time to be alive.

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I can't lose followers. There aren't any to lose.

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I'm so proud.

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There is nothing more I can contribute.

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Remember when Dave peed in the sendificator and it sent to a random Dirk.

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No, but I am glad to hear about it.

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I guess you could say she's....

on point.

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ily mom

I love you too, Roxy.

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Those shades are a symbol of everything wrong with awful puns.

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im sorry

Please don't be sorry, sweetheart. I should be the one apologizing.