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heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

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