-welcome to purgatory-

[tendaysleft]

If you are wearing a belt with watches on it, you have a waist of time

[jalapenohopper-deactivated20180]

It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid

[tendaysleft]

"If Isaac Newton was so smart then how come he's DEAD?

-PewDiePie

[tendaysleft]

So I saw a guy at the Airport who was carrying a sign that said "I thought I had a drinking problem so I quit thinking" and that's so me, can we pls be friends?

[tendaysleft]

"If I wanted to be sober I wouldn't have gotten drunk."

- Rick & Morty

[tendaysleft]

What's an emo doing winter sports?

-an eskimo

[tendaysleft]

I didn't come to this party, it just randomly formed around me.

[tendaysleft]

"In 500 meters, use the second from left lane to turn right on Park Street, then do a back flip and sacrifice your first born child."

[h3ckn0]

It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

[tendaysleft]

We only accept cash and pain.

[tendaysleft]

Movie scene that turned me on for whatever reason #001

Movie: Now You See Me

Scene: The look on Daniel's face when he makes out with that groupie girl and says "I'll see what I can do."

[tendaysleft]

When you kill a friend is that called homiecide?

[burntohell]

[lifestooshorttolastlong]

What do you do when you can’t pluck your eyebrows bc you forgot your tweezer and can’t buy a new one bc you’re broke af? You use your pocketknife and cut them into the right shape

[tendaysleft]

You might also have a fcking awesome goth friend who will pluck them for you 😁❤️

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[tendaysleft]

Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun until you know what both things are.

[johnnydepp-reciation]

Tuesday tunes 🎼