all i hear are screams.

ind. multimuse. by henri!

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welcome to TENDERTHREATS, a multimedia multimuse. featuring arcane, greek myth, invincible, dispatch, resident evil, dragon age, and critical role muses. heavily canon divergent. independent, selective, and loved by henri!

previously forzaun. duplicate friendly.

RULES / ROSTER / NSFT SIDEBLOG.

note: i write jinx as nonbinary. their pronouns are they/them. dionysus is also nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns. please keep in mind! i will remind nicely, but if it happens over and over i will unfollow.

affiliated with @plasticsouled, @yieldingdreams, and @stcries!

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when someone you haven't talked to since 1/2025 messaged you to ask for a favor. literally wtf

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it's so weird to be blocked by someone i still have as a friend on discord ighiurthgrt

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hi i’m sick again and it rained a lot so my body hurts so bad but hopefully i will return soon with simon from iron lung

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project hail mary was amazing. now i wanna write an astronaut

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i really need to bite the bullet and watch project hail mary don’t i

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ok i’m watching. it’s very charming

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oh i’m crying

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ROCKY BETTER NOT DIE

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i really need to bite the bullet and watch project hail mary don’t i

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ok i’m watching. it’s very charming

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oh i’m crying

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i really need to bite the bullet and watch project hail mary don’t i

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ok i’m watching. it’s very charming

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i really need to bite the bullet and watch project hail mary don’t i

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watching a video where someone's playing a mod that makes alex, sebastian, and sam all wildly different and alex is a Dick for a hot minute and insulting the farmer and during his two heart cutscene he says something about working out together and all i could think of is jessie, my farmer, with their sleeper build able to do ab absurd amount of push ups

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tempted to play dragon age again but i know the stardew fixation won’t let me

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like for a starter from jessie! i will get to their backstory one day but the tldr is the plot of stardew valley, office worker quits their job to take over the run down farm their grandfather left to them in his will. has had anxiety their whole life and has a service dog to help keep them calm.

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That one scene from Mamma Mia. :) #silco #jinx

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@plasticsouled

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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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staring at everyone's hc posts itching to ask more questions but convincing myself to not do it eiruhguirt

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@plasticsouled

"you really don't have any questions for me?" jessie asks, a little bewildered. sure, they're the weirdo that's offering mickey their spare bedroom when they don't know him, but they think that'd just offer up more questions.

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like for a starter from jessie! i will get to their backstory one day but the tldr is the plot of stardew valley, office worker quits their job to take over the run down farm their grandfather left to them in his will. has had anxiety their whole life and has a service dog to help keep them calm.