Diary of a Band Potato 🎼

Concert Band + Memes + American Horror Story = Me (◠ 0 ◠✿) Enjoy!

[notfunnystuff]

Follow for more Funny Stuff all day and all night!

[truthsaboutmarching]

I’m going to get kicked out of the band program because of my Christmas card to the band directors.

(In case you couldn’t read the letter…

Dear band directors,

This first semester of band has been simply trilling! In all seriousness, though, you are all amazing teachers. You truly care about your student’s futures and education, and work tirelessly. It’s absoflutely amazing! Oops, there I go with the puns again. I’ll give it a (picture of a quarter rest.)

I hope you all have a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Be sure to stay out of treble!

[gobblechopstv]

[stage-managed]

On the first day of Christmas...

My BD gave to me

A broken reed and a mouth piece

[sassyartisanpizza]

On the second day of Christmas, my BD gave to me: 2 jury sheets And a broken Reed and a mouthpiece

[stage-managed]

On the third day of Christmas my BD gave to me

3 Sharp Oboes 2 Jury Sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[ryerbread]

on the fourth day of Christmas my BD gave to me

4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken Reed and a mouthpiece

[stage-managed]

On the fifth day of Christmas my BD gave to me

5 Trumpet Egos 4 Broken Stands 3 Sharp Oboes 2 Jury Sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece!

[a-l-morales-blog]

On the sixth day of Christmas my BD gave to me

6 Dented Tubas 5 Broken Stands 3 Sharp Oboes 2 Jury Sheets And a broken reed and mouthpiece

[stage-managed]

On the seventh day of Christmas by BD gave to me

7 Band Kids Sleeping 6 Dented Tubas 5 Trumpet Egos 4 Broken Stands 3 Sharp Oboes 2 Jury Sheets And a Broken Reed and a Mouthpiece

[loverabidfangirls]

On the eighth day of Christmas my BD gave to me

8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece!

[wonderbat1216]

On the ninth day of Christmas my BD gave to me

9 ‘one more time’s 8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[pooshfan]

On the tenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me

10 messy binders 9 ‘one more time’s 8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[stage-managed]

I’m the eleventh day of Christmas my BD gave to me

11 snare drum rolls 10 messy binders
9 ‘one more time’s
8 flutists screaming
7 band kids sleeping
6 dented tubas
5 trumpet egos
4 broken stands
3 sharp oboes
2 jury sheets
And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[melo-maniaco]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my BD gave to me 12 dumb companies 11 drum rolls 10messy binders
9 ‘one more time’s
8 flutists screaming
7 band kids sleeping
6 dented tubas
5 trumpet egos
4 broken stands
3 sharp oboes
2 jury sheets
And a broken reed and a mouthpiec

[stage-managed]

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me 13 trombone suicides 
12 dumb companies 
11 drum rolls 
10 messy binders 9 ‘one more time’s 8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[missingplenty-blog]

On the fourteenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me
14 child prodigies 13 trombone suicides 
12 dumb companies 
11 drum rolls 
10 messy binders 
9 ‘one more time’s 
8 flutists screaming 
7 band kids sleeping 
6 dented tubas 
5 trumpet egos 
4 broken stands 
3 sharp oboes 
2 jury sheets 
And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[stage-managed]

On the fifteenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me 15 laps around the band field 14 child prodigies 
13 trombone suicides 12 dumb companies 11 drum rolls 10 messy binders 9 ‘one more time’s 8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

[the-memebase]

Ask the important questions

[workoutalltheunknowns]

I THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED IT AND WAS JUST BRINGING IT TO ME

[butifloveisagame]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[mielnoir6]

Oh snap I would have died on sight

[lucidnee]

Nooo

[quinnquittinn]

@sunesshine

[incidentalcomics]

Resolutions

This year I resolve to draw more comics.

[tendertune]

Signs with music

Aires: Blast it!

Taurus: Sings in the shower.

Gemini: More of an earbuds guy...

Cancer: Owns karaoke.

Leo: Can play any instrument.

Virgo: Notices all the layers to a song.

Libra: Feels music so deeply

Scorpio: Knows all the words.

Sagittarius: Song replays for hours in their head...

Capricorn: Taps complex beats on tables, pencil, stuff

Aquarius: Whistles like a songbird

Pisces: Expect dramatic solos at any time

[soulgems]

I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts

[leagueofslayage]

Happy Friday Y’all

Raise your hand if you’re playing league of legends this weekend

[tronnortbh]

[twenyonepilots]

[princi777-deactivated20180728]

This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck

[sinaminace-deactivated20200713]

Unmute this immediately

[vinesubtitles]

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

[loganslaugh]

[noideawhatimdoingrightnow]

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?“  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

[feeltheblade]

TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.

[angryinkeddrunk]

Stop Stop Stop STOPPPPPP

[tendertune]

Tumblr always takes the extra mile... *sips tea*

[mysharona1987]

from http://www.brewforbreakfast.com/

[misandry-mermaid]

[piecomic]