Claire Keane

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@tenpercentnormal
A beastly affair
High up on a hill in remote rural Wales,
A tumbledown Manor House covered in snails
No human to talk to, not even a phone
Lady Bernadette Oliver lived all alone
Dressing up every day in fine fabrics and fur
Creating new styles and feeling demur
Dreaming one day her designs would be
Featured in Vogue magazine and TV
But the house wasn’t empty, or quiet you see
It was full to the brim, a cacophony
Of weird and bizarre exotic pets
Ordered by Paypal on the internet
Two wild Kangaroos, a blue Cockateel
1 Lobster, 5 Hamsters, 3 Kittens, a Seal
10 Giant Goldfish, one Camel, of course
A Zebra, 2 Parrots, a miniature Horse
So happy there were, but this may not end well
This story is twisted, have you guessed, can you tell?
—
It began with Bobby the Burmese cat,
He choked on a hairball and that was that
Out like a light, a very quick death
But just moments after his very last breath
“I’ve just thought of a way to make my name,
A surefire way to find fortune and fame
Combine sewing skills and my pet passion
I’ll attempt to create new kinds of fashion”
With that she took Bobby and squashed him flat
Then turned him into a lovely top hat
Next, Roger and Avril, two pekinese dogs
Snuffed it on Monday, Tuesday they were clogs
One week after was Reggie the Fox,
He drowned in the pond and then darned into socks
Struck down by lightening her two lovely white Doves
Quick as a flash they became Fingerless gloves.
As years went by and her animals ceased
Her experiments and crazy ideas increased
Squashed in mid March, her army of ants
So she stitched them to the seam of her pants
The final straw came with her old mountain goat
Her face disappeared in the nanny goat coat
This crazy old lady could no longer been seen
A grotesque mix of animals where she had once been
She got the fame she desired, her wishes came true
She was caught by a hunter and displayed in a zoo.
I think I’m changing as a person
Martin’s feeling a little under the weather
Tube head no.1
High school yearbook
Not a stick
Lava face
Emotional machine no.1
Extreme closeup No.1 (my sweet tooth paranoia)
BOB - A 6 panel comic
The Psychic Dog Therapist of Brighton
Artist Open Studios at Phoenix Gallery Brighton My comics and sketchbooks were part of Artist Open Studios in May 2019
Autocomplete poems
Experimenting with the autocomplete feature on the Macbook Pro touch-bar to write a poem
Before
In the past
you can take the day off
and go back to sleep
----
You
I am calm
in a relationship
with you
----
Person
That
is the only reason why
we are
the
person
Hello
The chemical brothers
Two brothers named Dave with a craving for rave. Determined one night to stay up until light
Attempt to experience the ultimate high Challenge each other, their limits and fly
These 2 Daves were desperate to get off their heads That evening they’d already guzzled down meds
LSD, ecstacy, speed and dope too Mushrooms, heroin, even sniffed glue
Said Dave number one’ We’ve exhausted our stash Of drugs and more importantly cash!’
“One thing left to do” said Dave number two “Search the whole house for chemicals, try something new!”
——
Down the gullet, washing powder,
Music louder
Oven cleaner all over their face
Turn up the bass
Sniff,
snort,
chase,
inject
Fungicidal wash, Orange squash, Paracetamol, Aerosol,
Dettol, Petrol, Turps, Shampoo
Even something for cleaning the loo
Sweating, eyes wide, faces pale
I n h a l e, e x h a l e.
Melting, mangled, twisting, tangled,
—
The last gulp of white spirit
finally did it
They really were
Off
their
heads
DEAD.