I do not trust Unicorns
I don’t trust their sparkly face
I don’t trust their golden horns
I will shoo them any time or place
I don’t trust their shiny bright coat
nor their mane of many colors
Suspicion is seen in my eyes
I don’t stare at them with wonder.
They are irritatingly grand
So I do not let my guard down
These unicorns will take the world
And they will start by taking my town!
Dumb unicorns are everywhere
and everybody jusr loves them.
but not me ‘cause I’m suspicious
and they going to wreak mayhem!
...I just know it... One day it’ll come...
The day that that the unicorns turned!
Oh yes, they’ll be your friends at first...
then your house they’ll plunder and BURN.
They may go and trot so merrily
with colors of pink and blue
pretending that they had escaped
from a magical fairy zoo.
But really they broke out of jail
and they are hiding from the law
I knew one that needed bail
so he started a unicorn brawl
How do I know this, I don’t...
but I tell you there’s been talk!
You might think this is an excuse
of all unicorns to mock...
But I tell you there’s something wierd
something off about these beasts
I don’t trust the look of them
and with that I end my piece.
So don’t say I didn’t warn you
if you had a bad encounter with one...
For the glitter is all disguise!
Unicorns are not just fun.
