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highly priv/sel. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES by MADS personals do not interact

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pulls his nose // uwu

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                  … don’t you have something better to do rather than harassing me? “

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Hewwo, miwster sqwidward!! Can I wisten to you pway your cwarinet??? owo <3 Maybe you can hold my hand with your tentacles? /uwu/

“ … leave my living room, pronto. “

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me: comes online  tumblr: 

me: hm! ok. why

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                  “ fuck “

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Do It, Coward.

first five asks get smooches  ( 1/5 )     /     accepting !

                        ❝   MY ,    FANCY  SEEING  YOU  HERE ,    SQUIDDY .   ❞    the  words  are  spoken  with  a  certain  layer  of  smugness  that  seems  to  drip  from  his  tongue  as  he  slips  a  sickening  smile  into  the  conversation .    then ,    with  the  suavity  of  a  refined  gentleman ,    the  cephalopod  dips  the  other  inches  from  the  floor  and  gives  a  quick  smooch   –   nothing  too  deep ;   nothing  too  shallow .

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HI .    do  u  like  the  ocean ?    what  about  squids ?    nice ,    now  what  about  rich ,  smug ,    asshole  squids  with  more  money  than  they  deserve ?    if  you  answered  YES  to  any  of  these  questions ,    you  should  follow  SNOBLIAM ,    an  independent / private / selective  indie  rp  blog  for  SQUILLIAM  FANCYSON  of  the  famous  cartoon ,  spongebob  squarepants ,    crafted  by  CY .    give  this  a  reblog  to  spread  it  around    –    there’s  always  room  for  company  in  bikini  bottom !

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snobliam replied to your post:

im unfollowing

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nice

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cont from x. || @snobliam

   “ it’s not MY fault i can’t make a better job !! nor is it my fault      that i’m not as LUCKY as you are to end up in the life of luxury ! “

squidward was nearly BOILING with rage, hand tentacles clenched and teeth bared. it was too obvious of how much the squid envied squilliam’s lavish lifestyle, something only a small percentage of fish were able to achieve. perhaps, squidward could talk this concept through, but no, was anger seeping through his veins and refused to be ignored.

“ i’d appreciate it if you would, oh, i don’t know, EAT A PILE OF TRASH !!! “

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i will be using r.ainbow d.ash from m.lp:f.im/mlp: the movie as my mun fc for now on!!! 

in other news, i really wanna see spong.ebob: the musical

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ya’ll like NIHILISTIC SQUIDS ??? squids that HATE THE WATER THEY BREATHE but yet EGOCENTRIC at the same damn time ?? ya like JAZZ ?? get ready folks, cause here we have SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. 

reblog/like   if you’re interested in interacting !! this blog is    DASH ONLY    for now.

PERSONALS/NON-RP BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT !!

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theme is finished hoes

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immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gonna start workin on a theme for squiddy

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“ kids… they’re so greedy today. “ // ILL GET 2 UR OTHER ASK BUT JUS1MOAR

lazytown starters

     “ yeah, look who’s the one to talk, BIRDBRAIN. “

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“This is the best souffle you’ve ever created.”

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starters taken from season 01, episode 04 of lazytown, “crystal caper !”

feel free to change the pronouns !

“ you must be more careful next time ! “ “ can i keep it ? i really want it. “  “ you want it, but i need it. “ “ who cares about some dumb old crystal ? “ “ you have a hero inside you too, [name]. “  “ [name] won’t need this for a few minutes… or a few hours… “ “ those library people can be so pushy. “ “ something terrible has happened !! “  “ yeah, i’ll help, sure ! “  “ nobody EVER calls me. “  “ im a GENIUS !! “  “ why should i give you back ? i like you more than anyone else. “  “ [name], you’re not usually this nice. “  “ hello there, stinky ! “  “ sometimes, i’m so mean that i scare myself. “  “ you are in so much trouble. “ “ kids… they’re so greedy today. “  “ it’s me. talking. go away. “  “ let’s celebrate ! “

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