The Tentacled Teacher

A pleasure to meet you all!

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New pinned message in progress!

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I want to cook for you

Go ahead!

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ive got a few song recommendations!!!

crumbling castle - king gizzard and the lizard wizard. the whole album its from is good too!!! (polygondwanaland) very solid psychedelic rock. i highly recommend wearing headphones for this one. i'm utterly obsessed with this band as a whole to be honest.

eriatarka - the mars volta. this one leans more into prog rock (and its a shorter song than the other one), and it's a lot faster.

the moon will sing - the crane wives. okay so this is completely different from everything else i've suggested here because its almost kind of folk rock.

I'll give these a listen! Thanks, Anon.

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Koro sensei... what a pleasure it is to meet you

Hello again, Karma! I hope you've been doing well since we last spoke.

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may I have another hug? Life is going down the drain rn

Of course!

[*He hugs you.*]

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you if u were perfume

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Clive-Christian/X-Twist-Oudh-67715.html

(side note perfume and so cool- and SNEAK ATTACK!!)

got u

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[*He dodges the sneak attack.*] (unless you weren't trying to kill him)

Nice try, jellyfish anon! And yes, I do look a lot like that perfume.

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How do I stop my bracelets from making my wrist GREEN it's annoying me so much

Stop wearing the bracelet!

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Should I be proud that I got a 95 on my Finals?

Of course!

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do you let students hug you if they have been having a rough day? And woukd people describe you as physically warm..?*stands behind you with arms already out waiting for permission*

Of course! And yes, I am quite warm.

[*He hugs you. It's a very tentacle-y hug.*]

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I’m scared of becoming an angry person like my dad, do you know of any ways for me to regulate my anger?

Deep breaths always help me with my temper. Use the box breathing method!

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can I hug you?

Of course!

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What would you do if you saw an unscrewed pencil sharpener on someone's desk?

//a what now

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I like eating the cotton candy from the walls and drinking glitter glue :3

I'm going to make sure you don't eat the insulation during class...

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Good day/afternoon/evening sensei, wherever you are right now. How are we faring?

Feeling good, thank you for asking dear student!

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your opinion on this meme?

It's.... odd.

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Sensei, how does one stop from being scared of failing?

Well, the first step toward you can stop being scared of failing is by learning that failing won't mean the end of the world. You can retake tests and quizzes. You can even retake grades. You'll be okay.

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We miss you, sensei

I miss you too!